Charity Pecksniff ✝️

@refisan17 Nioh2?

Gm fam🤍 2B ☕️ SFW illustration. No nudity or suggestive intent

I first met @GmNaroditsky Daniel Naroditsky, “Danya,” in 2008 on a cruise ship, of all places. He was the reigning World Under-12 Chess Champion and was on the front page of Chess Life. My mom, who can’t tell a knight from a bishop, pulled me aside after randomly passing the

@Brink_Thinker Yep

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. ___________________________________ Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators...YEP!!! MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

@PeterSweden7 bbc.com/news/articles/…

Let me get this right. 1. Some pervert man approached and filmed a 12 year old girl. 2. Her 13 year old sister defended her and screamed at the men to stop. 3. She pulled out a knife and axe to scare the men away. 4. British police arrested the girl for possessing weapons. Is this correct or did I get something wrong? WHAT'S GOING ON.

@JeremyClarkson anyone who has been to Kernow knows not to mess with ‘the gulls’ - they’ll have you for for breakfast, lunch and dinner once they’ve cleaned up that ice cream you were carrying around like you were perambulating around Hyde Park.

I’ve just watched buzzard try to nick one of our dog’s treat bones from a seagull. And the seagull literally looked at it as if it was saying “do you fucking want some?”.

@samdoesarts OMG! There is a book! To the order page immediately! I love Sam’s art, can’t wait for the book to arrive.

Loss. #digitalpainting #digitalart 48 hours left to order my art book on kickstarter 🫨🫨

Soviet spaceflight navigation computers were so cool. This is the Globus INK. Analog orbital gear is peak humanity.

@trad_west_ ‘I am the sword’ - the most ignored statement imo, that makes most Protestants cower in fear of being seen to be ‘too much’

Destroy it!

@TwoFiveZer0ne @MaryTilesTexas @sarah_luna_1111 It’s a brilliant book

@MaryTilesTexas @sarah_luna_1111 Here's a good one 😉

When your friend makes you order study material

May 20, 325 AD — a Roman emperor convenes 300 bishops in a town called Nicaea. The goal? To define who Christ really is. This council didn’t just change Christianity. It redefined the empire itself. Let’s break down what actually happened at Nicaea... 🧵

330,400 miles (531,800 km) and closing! Our #JunoMission is now zooming toward Jupiter for its 72nd close flyby of the giant planet. You can ride along virtually at eyes.nasa.gov/apps/solar-sys… See real views of Jupiter from Juno at missionjuno.swri.edu

@trad_west_ O Lord, correct me, but with judgement; not in thine anger, lest thou bring me to nothing. Jeremiah 10.24; Psalm 6.1

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me a sinner

Really interesting, although I’d expect nothing less from Adam Curtis bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

No sex, no booze, we’re off to church: Gen Z have found God thetimes.com/article/e83ea1…

"Por favor no pierdan la alegría, no pierdan el sentido del humor". La picardia argentina del Papa más gracioso de la historia❤️‍🩹

@chicfryrice @ChooseGoodKarma @Digiwhale_CTO Very sorry to read of your loss Lisa, it’s heartbreaking to lose someone you love.

@ChooseGoodKarma @Digiwhale_CTO He hasn’t passed just yet. But the doctors had me sign a DNR and said it’s past the place of return. It’s weird because with Andrew it was the first time that I felt whole. And to go back to that brokenness is…sigh. I am angry at God but I keep trying to pray.

People of 𝕏 Profiles: Lisa (@chicfryrice) & Andrew (@digiwhale_CTO) Super Power: A Limitless Love Meet Lisa and Andrew. Two halves of a Love sparked in this life, that will undoubtedly carry them throughout the eternal ages of the next. Their Love is a Light that shines out of them and brightens the world around them. I have been inspired by it and am forever changed by the testament of their enduring Love. While Andrew now rests awaiting the coming of Jesus, He rests in the assurance that He who says: “God is Love.” John 4 v8 Will not be appeased until Andrew and Lisa are united in Love once again upon his return of which He has promised: “And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.” - John 14 v3 “For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.” - 1 Thessalonians 4 v16-17 The strength demonstrated by these two, regardless of what they have faced, is evidence of the power of the Eternal Love bound up in their Creator and Savior, Jesus Christ. Lisa, I love you Sister, and I look forward to you introducing us to Andrew when we all go home.

@trad_west_ Amen

The tomb is empty. The King has risen. But what makes this day the dawn of everything new? What happened that turned despair into glory? It begins with an empty tomb and ends with wounds that heal the world. The stone rolled back, death undone, and hope reborn - a 🧵✝️