DJ_Strategy

You gotta be hungry but not thirsty

Knowing “world music” doesn’t make you a dope DJ.

@kim_chee27 @grok is this AI?

That's what the crazy Irish do. Get drunk & get in fights 😂 My entire family is Irish.

Who would win in a brawl? Starbucks employees vs. Trader Joes employees

The answer to “do you have cold brew?” Should never be “we have iced coffee”. That’s means for termination

I think i’m officially too old to follow WhooKid

Mark Normand is comedy’s @common

Getting an automated Instagram message from a friend is so disrespectful

DJs are destined to argue with management about lighting.

Country music still sucks

Sometimes it takes me a full 24 hours to just download a zip and then the next day I can edit a clip

It’s been 250 days since i’ve played Ayy Ladies.

Invoicing is a waste of time and a useless hoop to jump through.

Playing in a small, high demand room is dope because you can sage the room if you’re not feeling the crowd.

Ever since i started worrying less about the money i’m paying out and taking care of the people who do good work, more and more money has been coming in.

My last fap was 09/15/25

Subtitles are necessary unless you’re watching stand up comedy

Why do GMs love ruining a DJ set with saxophone players so much?

If you post a flyer with a dope song and then I come to the club and you’re playing No Hands, I’m reporting your post.

@IAMSLOTA There’s a lot of times that I stop and think that maybe I’m the mentally challenged person in someone’s life.

Have you ever had to slow down and realize that you might be the wierd / unique person in someone’s life?