Paul✨

1. Stop trying to please everyone. 2. Learn to say "No." 3. Avoid debt.

You survived Ebola only to meet its boss in person of Bola

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade out of it . So what if life gives you pepper ?

how some men dey do am wey them go marry kon allow their wives make them hate their mama? if i start dey remember where me and my mama come from, water go full my eyes.

The right person will leave you if your wahala too much.

I love spontaneous friendships. We talk today, disappear and talk again next time. Long conversations today, short conversations another time. Where nothing feels forced and always there for eachother.

One fool go come with him babe.

Anything that takes your breath away is called asthma. Anything that sweeps you off your feet is epilepsy. Butterflies in your tummy are gastric ulcers. having Chills is the flu. Being head over heels is an emergency craniotomy. When your heart skips a beat, that's a heart attack. None of these are love, you're not in love. you're welcome.

May we never go with flowers where others are going with just lubricants and condoms. 🙏🏾

To find these Taylor Swift na by connection, how I want take fix this my Anthony Joshua

So if they truly poisoned your food, you think “Bless this food, oh lord for Christ’s sake, Amen🙏🏻” would save you ?

Solo dates>>>

The older I get, the more I realize how important it is for you to have someone who truly sees your magic. No jealousy, no competition, just love, support and good vibes. Like, ‘I’ve got you. I see you. I’m rooting for you, always.

Trash-talking people’s cars when you don’t have a car should be a capital offense.

The only thing Ive done when no one was looking that I'm not proud of - is masturbating. At no point in my adult life have I been attracted to children. Speak for yourself and Simi. There's a difference between fetishes, addictions and crime. #Simiwhy

Sorry, just seeing your quote. I’ve attached the photo you quoted, it’s too blurry for my liking, I added extra for you😭 You see, when I was working in one of the biggest banks in Nigeria as an I.T professional, you were still drawing Davido on your breast, twerking on Instagram for likes, and selling your body like bole & fish all over Port Harcourt. You even went through my posts to comeback with my football?😂 At every point in time, I’ve always had multiple options, unlike you who has one, OLOSHO😂 I’m a Chartered Banker, a certified and experienced Project Manager, a Certified BA-Professional, a Senior Applications Analyst, BSc., MSc., just to mention a few. In every area of life, I’m not your mate, except in knacking for money😂😂😂 By the way, that picture was taken in Barcelona. I can go anywhere in the world, with my money. No Big Brother or drawing Davido on my breast, or twerking on IG. You this local pig. You wey dey smell For Live TV😂😂😂

The biggest culture shock in Nigeria is realizing hard work and success are not directly connected.

That's a Lot

Nobody sabi cook stories pass men of God.😂

The thing about the digital era is that.. EVERY BLESSED DAY IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE MONEY.

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