Ke Mpho

So the girl committed suicide??

Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without

I love you ♥

Girls stop drinking beer, that shit makes your panties smelly!!!

"Flabba's girlfriend..." Kanti haa na lebitso?

I swallow his kids and lick his cold testicles, but the woman who doesn't even know how to cook is his main chick and I'm the side-chick.smh

And now I can't sleep because mong'a lelapa and his friends ba shebelletse bolo and ba lerataaaaaa..ao chehe hle!

And now I have to take a bath again bacause I've been watching porn..haii!! Nxa

@DaCrazy_Jay yes that....

Why did u give him head u tseba hantle hore u gonna vomit?

he got shot at his girlfriend's house while his wife was patiently waiting for him hahae koaa??

Mistakes have been made over and over again, but I still want to try again. I have a knack for wanting to fix things...kea u rata.

Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a donkey.

Goodbyes are never easy ☹

I love it when I hear lyrics that totally apply to my current situation....

Eish...you decide to have protected sex and when he pulls out his dick the condom remains inside you....hahahahahahahahahaha /_\

Best medicine to insomnia...masturbate, just one round and you will be able to sleep.

Cramps while masturbating...LMAO!! And then u have to stop doing your thing, that shit hurts like hell.

Eats??? (-___-) RT @HunkyD_Ls: This guy eats my sister and he expects me to be nice to him!

you be busy hitting gym everyday and working on that belly...but your girlfriend fucks one of those guys ba mpa li teeeeeenya!! Uzoba strong