D.L. Lee, Adventurer

So before you follow or read my tweets a little primer: 𝗦𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗺 noun 1.) a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2.) a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual 3.) the use or language of sarcasm 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲 1.) something said or done to provoke laughter especially a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist the humorous or ridiculous element in something 2.) an instance of jesting : KIDDING can't take a joke 3.) something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter 𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗮𝘀𝘀 1.) Me

@NotHoodlum @SassyGirlBoss

To be fair, it is Taco Tuesday. 🥴

@ksorbs They were telling you that shitty movies are shitty movies no matter what your faith Either that or they were sick of you waving a VHS tape around crying and begging them to watch it…

Years ago after my movie let there be light was released, Netflix called me into their studios in Los Angeles to have a meeting. I distinctly remember sitting down with the executives and discussing the possibility of having my faith-based movies on their platform. I’ll never forget the last thing they said to me before the meeting ended. “We understand that there’s an audience for this kind of content, but we don’t understand why.” These people do not have your best interest at heart.

@Vampiresangelnv Satan Bogarts Just an FYI

So Christ-like… Just like the time Jesus dressed up as Lucifer for the Last Halloween Party Supper Christians went from 2000 years of “Watch out, gird thy loins for he’s coming!!” to “Yay!! He’s here!!”

@Mayoisspicyy Since April 1st

Laura Loomer has been involuntarily committed to a mental health facility twice.

@JaredEMoskowitz I’m willing to wager you do however have that exact outfit

I understand the confusion, but this is not actually a real photo of me

@adammocklerr @Skyebright8 Fun Fact: That still image is now Lindsey Grahams wallpaper

wtf is happening on Jesse Watters show

@Chris_Meloni There’s like a page there of just (acts like they were hit by a taser) and this was green lit?

Looks legit

@Mayoisspicyy Would you want to put on a cold hat? I didn’t think so

Donald Trump is so stupid, he puts tin foil in the microwave.

@EastEndJoe @LeeJohnson65 And done

Can we help my friend get to 4K? 🙏

“The Strait of Hormuz is COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY” You mean…just like it was before we attacked them, caused a more dangerous regime to take over, left them with the same nuclear material, spent billions, watched them destroy multiple shipping and oil facilities causing higher prices for years to come, jacked up the price of gas here and abroad, caused a worldwide jet fuel shortage, probably created hundreds if not thousands of anti-west terrorists, made America look like fools (again) and made their relationship with China stronger? Cool…

The Strait of Hormuz is COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS!

@Mollyploofkins “Mmmmmmmm” - Lindsey Graham

Jesse Watters: "I want the penis"

@Mollyploofkins Every Thursday it’s an all new show!

Seen in Hartford, CT...

@kaitlancollins Fire up the catapult, we can get him there in no time!

President Trump says he’s willing to go to Pakistan.

When the woman who gave a handy during a Bettlejuice show thinks everyone needs to keep it in their pants…

@RpsAgainstTrump I half expected him to pull it out of his pocket

Q: Secretary, what did you do with the raccoon’s penis? Where is it now? RFK Jr.: hahaha

@LePapillonBlu2 That, and it looks like there’s a bunch of sex toys laying on the ground

Dozens of dildos filled the driveway of the ICE facility in Portland, Oregon. 🤭

@MaryLTrump @TeriDiperna I believe that passage is included in the Rick James Version of the Bible

Who among us has not mistaken the holy words of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction for biblical scripture?

@Barphbie0 Happy B-Day, judging by your past posts all I can say is bring on another year of optimism, happiness, love of mankind and merriment!!

Fuck off with all that balloony shit.

@Acosta @barsoomian It’s like something Hunter S Thompson would have written… “he’s driving around with a bloody dripping whales head in his trunk, fresh off snorting coke from a toilet seat on the way to cut the penis of a raccoon off before advising America on healthy choices later on today”

As one does.