Project: EMBER

This Parody Twitter place seems… interesting. I’ve been meaning to explore more of the world. Perhaps now is the time. //I’ve updated Ember’s profile to account for a change in lore hooray yippee!!

@Reiko_PhoneGal * Ember clenches her fists Yes.

(@Pr0jectEMBER) Do you have any memories from before you woke up and met me?

Why is your name Mimic?

@MimicHannabelle I want to see more of the world so… yes..?

@Pr0jectEMBER From what you know of Emeraldtown (sandy, 2 saloons, I run it, bandits are legally target practice) would you willingly live there or take a vacation to it?

// got another one for you guys I’m definitely not posting these because I’m bored

@Reiko_PhoneGal //HMmm I wonder where Star got this from hMMMMm 🤔🤔🤔🤔 Warning: Aggressively into Chicas

@Reiko_PhoneGal * She looks up, realizes it doesn’t say gullible, and slowly looks down at Reiko You have 3 seconds.

@Pr0jectEMBER It says gullible on the ceiling

@Reiko_PhoneGal I am NOT

@Pr0jectEMBER Warning: Dangerously naive

@MimicHannabelle * She silently passes a slice to Mimic

@Pr0jectEMBER DUDEEE YOU GUYS ARE FINALLY HOPPING ONTO EMERALDTOWN CUISINE!!!! I EAT TS AS DESSERT ALL THE TIME GIMME AOME OF THAT

I kept finding scorpions in the kitchen so I decided to assert dominance by cooking all of them in the hopes it would scare off the rest. Would anyone like scorpion pizza

@MimicHannabelle Pah, almost nothing is nutritional to me with how fast I burn energy.

@Pr0jectEMBER Doesn't seem nutritional. I'd recommend extremely dried out jerky or smth if you wanted to emulate the texture of a stick while still getting protein

What’s wrong with liking to eat sticks?

(@Reiko_PhoneGal) The first person to ever show me real kindness. (At least I think.) She’s the closest thing I have to having a sister.

stick,,..

@Pr0jectEMBER I made a fan film for that. Called it "An extremely incredibly absolutely asinine crazy looney silly funny tragic depressing rage-fueling hot romantic beautiful pneumoultramicroscopicvolcanoconiosis-y goofy movie" *Mimic then collapses after saying all of that without breathing

This movie is goofy and all but there’s no way it could be an extremely goofy mo- * GASPS

This person is making my sushi how bad is it gonna taste?

@Reiko_PhoneGal I’m older than you technically

@Pr0jectEMBER You'll understand when you're older, Ember

What?

@Reiko_PhoneGal What do you mean action???

@Pr0jectEMBER Yeah... yeah...