Mads

I feel like if DaBaby licked my puss I’d get scabies

Going to bed without smoking no glue no borax

I invented strategically mid

what if it was YOU?!

I did numbers with handsome_twink

My special skill is coming up with usernames that haven’t ever been concocted

We’ve been broken up for a year but like still..

My ex didn’t think animals were cute wtf wrong with her⁉️

If people could hear my thoughts id be arrested on 23 different charges and sent to the super max

Need a bad bitch to sock me square in the nose

On the toilet so long I’ve lost feeling in my legs, blowin up the bathroom listening to nirvana is this my 20s..?

Spongebob was such an active member of his community he's a really good guy.

What I say wrong

@lonelylimbo Ms. Tina

What should I name my kidney stone yall.

@idogification Oh they tasteless

@ProGraveRobber it was the god ween satan live album 🫠

new hire made fun of my music :/// whats wrong with ween :(

Is gnosis not psychosis

Your girl is oral maxxing deez-ummm sorry about that ladies

Thinking about when my old coworker was watching looksmaxxing videos and one was called “oral maxxing” and it was just brushing your teeth😭

I crack myself tf up