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Young Dicaprio . Well done

If I clock 35 and i remain unmarried, I go just focus on spending money enjoying life with women below 25yrs Once u clock 26yrs I’ll replace u.

Since I got to Canada, there's no day I don't see how wicked and selfish our leaders are. Look at where the rest of the world is and we're still struggling with basic security, power, food. Our leaders are stealing so so much, it's so painful.

Firstborn went for NYSC and found love but she is from another tribe. They started the relationship anyway and they love each other. Firstborn introduced his girlfriend to his mother, but Mama doesn't like her because she doesn't speak her language. The relationship ended! Firstborn Japa to Obodo Oyibo, and a year later, he found love again, but this time, she is Oyibo. Firstborn introduced the new girlfriend to Mama via WhatsApp and Mama fell in love with the lady. It was love at first sight. Now, Mama is trying to teach her girlfriend her language so that they can communicate effectively. 😊

@d_fiyinfoluwa1 It’s a matter of time my sister. It will soon marinate.

Auditors are enjoying o. I went to a client site, if you see the way they were treating us ehn. The food they even gave us too. I’m beginning to like Audit. And the person I assisted too treated me so well🥹🫠

A lot of women will be in perfectly safe, stable relationships with guys who genuinely love and respect them. But the exact second a wealthier, higher-status man gives them a tiny bit of attention, they will instantly sabotage their relationship. They will coldly discard a loyal guy just to get a shot with the guy at the top. They walk away from a man who would do anything for them, all for a man who has fifty other women in his DMs. And the crazy part is, these high-value men make it extremely obvious they have no intention of settling down. They don't hide it. But the woman's ego convinces her that she is the exception. She thinks because she is pretty, she is going to be the one to make him drop his entire roster and suddenly want a wife. Then, when the inevitable happens, when he gets bored and replaces her with the next girl in his lineup, she immediately runs to the internet to cry victim. She starts screaming that "men are trash," "men are afraid of commitment," and "men just use women." You aren't a victim. You played a highly calculated game of upgrading, and you lost. You threw away a good man for a guy who treated you exactly like the temporary option you were. You aren't crying because you were manipulated; you are crying because your gamble didn't pay off and now you are left with nothing.

Flashbacks ni mo fin gbera 😭😭

@Teetoh10 @Jemeelahh_ Very amusing.. they worked for it and earned it. Why do they have to show appreciation??

I had some bank issues, so I ended up paying my staff salaries today. None of them acknowledged or said thank you except my house cleaner. I didn’t even see it as a big deal (especially since I added a lil extra for the inconvenience),one still asked if I had increased her salary

I really want my brothers to know that opportunities have a way of disguising as failures. In the places where you think opportunities no longer exist, they do - maybe just not for you. Systems, people, authority always bend backwards for the right person - be that person.

Babes go reach UK and start forming busy for their boyfriends wey dey naija and later break up, boys go reach UK dey do 2-3 jobs so they can gather money to bring girlfriends wey dey naija. Real life issue o.

My colleague is 27. He has a girlfriend, 1 dog, 2 children. He lives in his house, one he bought with his girlfriend last year. He drives a nice SUV. He's not from a privileged home. All he had was a degree. Reflecting upon how many Nigerians can never have this testimony.

Unbothered ke? When they are alone they are bothered like madddd! You can l!e to everyone but you can’t l!e to yourself.

@BallyWannabe @Wizarab10 Wild!!!

My girlfriend stopped communicating and I moved on. A few weeks later I heard she got married. I was happy for her. 4 months later I came home just to be told that she came looking for me, and she was 4 months pregnant. 6 months later my Cousin called me saying that he had gone to supervise his workers, he has a kitchen cabinet fitting company and while he was watching his employees work, he was listening to a conversation between the wife to the owner of the house and her friend. The wife was telling her friend that the child she had wasn’t her husband’s, that it was her Ex boyfriend’s child. Her friend kept asking her about her Ex and my Cousin thought she was describing me, my name, how I looked like, where l worked, and where I lived. My cousin went outside and called me. I told him to go inside and take a good look at her and tell me how she looks like. I just laughed Lol. They divorced shortly after and she went back to her Mother’s house. Then she started sending people to tell me to go and see her child.

@Jemeelahh_ Lol, if he's married in the UK, be rest assured that you're going as his concubine and can't travel as his wife. You're not recognised at all. Sha go as a student.

Esa rora tojubole! It doesn’t end well.

@_financeintel Shengbele !! 😭😭😭

Someone classified a lease repayment as an ROU asset So instead of Cr Bank and Dr Lease Liability when they pay, they are passing Dr ROU and Cr Bank They are still now Depreciating the ROU again.