Ryan

I want to shoot this game into my veins and fly to Mars

Pretty cool that Kessel or Thornton will win a Stanley Cup.

I don't know how you don't cheer for San Jose. Big Joe needs that cup with SJ!

God damn St. Louis. A bunch of playoff pylons.

Gotta build the lead for when Lowry sits, like storing nuts for winter

Marner, Knights sweep Niagara IceDogs to claim OHL title ... Mitch has 45 points in 19 playoff games ... London has won 13 straight

Does anyone know a good pylon joke I can insert here?

Yeah, jeez the backdaddy rings the back doorbell and it zing zongs in there for a 4 goal lead. Does Dallas know it's game 7?

Dallas has worse goaltending than Calgary!

Tough stretch, but very solid 1st Half. Top priority for 2nd Half: Keep Wade from going off.

I wonder if the Raptors will come to regret this stretch of basketball

I do imagine this series would be much different with Seguin. Was looking forward to seeing him play

@pyz1k He's brutal. Lefts in so many soft goals.

Good god, they're making shots AND passing

If I'm Bismack Biyombo, I'm already putting a downpayment down on a big-ass yacht

Bismack Mutombo

Kyle and the bench: the band is back together

Kari Lehton-everything-in.