
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀʀᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ
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" Hehehehe. . . Ssseeennpai, my seenpaaii Wise. . . ~ " 💤


".......OUT. NOW!" Thistle waves his hand shooting a lightning bolt right at the woman just to emphasize his point.


❝So… stunt cycling?❞ ❝Well, I do do stunt cycling…❞


“ Oh I'm in those too! ” She digs around in her pocket and pulls out a crumpled wanted poster. “ See! Look! I'm ‘Armed and dangerous’ and a ‘threat to local populations’! Isn't that awesome?! ”


“Why not just throw out the middle man and drink.” “I could use one….”



"Anyone seen Giovanni? I...Kinda need...Advice..." "And he's the only adult I feel like...Won't judge me..."

"Nuh uh pretty lady!"


"H-huh? O-oh! You were talking about drinks! Right.." She's soooo 𝙙𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠. "I'll just have the same as usual in that case."


“ Alcohol is a myth made up by the government to sell more cars. Nice try, federal agent. ”


Hic~


⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝ Gosh I could use ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀a shower . ❞ [ Trying to get the blood out of her fur and mask . Both hands eagerly at work . ]


"No, the opposite would be walking and eating!"


".....Get out of my home."


❝...A Globe of what?❞


"...Do you even have any sense of self-preservation?" Emu said very concerned "At least tell me someone keeps your feet in earth"


❝…No.❞ ❝Hellcycle seems like a name that’s just fine for me.❞


"You put more carbon emissions in the air every second you use those weapons of yours than i ever have in my thousand year long life." "You CANNOT lecture me on this issue."


"That sounds like the same thing-"

