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I’ve tweeted and deleted so much in the last 24 hours. Am I back?!?!!?

@DarlinClemntine This is exactly how I feel about Jack Harlow.

@PapabearINHC Targeted audience right there.

A Ken Burns documentary on buffalo?! Easiest purchase I’ve made in a minute

@DarlinClemntine aMEN

I’m back because I’m so fucking bored.

@ekoorb_yreva If they don’t you’re in the wrong book club!!

(I’m just kidding I really do like them sometimes)

Don’t tell anyone but I want a cat so bad it hurts :/ I don’t even like cats :/:/

Alzolay pounding his chest and screaming “my boy!” made me actually cry so I think today will totally chill and fine.

@rustlinleaves55 I love you! You deserve all the happiness. 💖

I’m not necessarily sure what I did in a past life but these last few years have been so awful. I haven’t felt truly happy in a very long time. I hold out hope that one day things will turn around, but like I need a fuckin break now… QUICKLY!

Ramon has to meet all my coworkers tonight and I’m gonna have a drink every time someone makes a joke about feeling bad for him so then we all have to suffer.

I won’t tell anyone when I win the lotto, but there WILL be signs.

The men in my close friends should know by now that they my home girl fr

Every article I read about this serial killer they caught is more bonkers than the next.

My sister has a theory that Dua Lipa is actually lip synching to Pink’s voice and I can’t unhear it.

Just crocheted for a bunch of hours and now I’m smoking a jword in the rain and later I’m going to party with literally my favorite people on the planet. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Half the band was allergic and had to sleep in the van anyway and she made me sleep in the basement with them while she slept in her room upstairs and her mom kicked them out at 6 am and they were super nice to me about all of it, especially Pete.

I won’t post this on Instagram but one time Remembering Never played around here and a girl I was friends with at the time was so insanely desperate to be cool that she offered to let them stay at her house but didn’t mention it was 2 hours away and that she had cats and like

@PapabearINHC Jalapeño cream cheese corn dog.

Interesting

It’s so cool to work so hard and have nothing to show for it!! Never ever getting ahead is my favorite thing ever!!I fucking give up!!