Randy “Hotrod” Greasepipe

@RandyHarrisIII @CaptainJoshuab not a hot take just facts

zendaya is not that good looking.

@IowaSpanks cant fix suck

Final tournament of the weekend 3rd place #EdgeMaxxing

@Jimmymagee33686 what you know about this? #LANK

@Jimmymagee33686 aspartame>sugar good choice jim

Woke up in the middle of the night last night, cracked a diet Dr.Pepper, took a sip and put it back in the fridge. I gotta get it together

@NotCoachFarley @IowaSpanks zero truth farley, I am Hotrod and I got my own. However im not gay and rip wheelies down the hill all night and then walk in soc with helmets. super duper gay

@RandyGreasepipe @IowaSpanks Hotrod I heard a rumor you asked to ride on the back of their bike. Any truth to this?

“Yeh we ride bikes” @IowaSpanks

@Jimmymagee33686 big arch ftw

Our generation has gotten too ingredient obsessed. I don’t need you to tell me how my McDonald’s burger has 800 ingredients and is gonna give me cancer. It fucking tastes good!

@IowaSpanks @Jimmymagee33686 whoops

@Jimmymagee33686 @RandyGreasepipe Randy has brain fog, too busy is fruzz dorms

Sorry honey, I can’t make it to couples therapy tonight. The Hornets and Heat play in game is on

@Jimmymagee33686 sybau

@RandyGreasepipe Stop doxing loco Randy

@Jimmymagee33686 nice 90

Needed

Kicked outta the dorms for growing shrooms. #nice

Whats with Brooks dressing like he’s in junior high?

Is Alix Earle actually smart or is it just if your hot enough you can go to Harvard? #LANK

@GordonLevi67 @IowaSpanks wasnt a dorm but ur so close

@RandyGreasepipe @IowaSpanks Dorm storming as a senior is crazy

@IowaSpanks chop cheese

@RandyGreasepipe Sounds a little chuzzy…

Bryson at the Masters this year

How Bryson playing with my $10 ML

Dig Bicken

I can’t believe this happened at the masters