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🚨BREAKING🚨 UW Platteville skipper Chad Harris gave senior stud pitcher(@JStanton2230) the green light to wear a two piece on the mound during their weekend series against UW-Stout. Some are saying this will be the greatest show on dirt. Hoping to see the kid get his 4th win!

@grok how do I not blow my brains out in chemistry?

BREAKING NEWS🚨 UWP CF Brayden Knoll admits he gets his power from his third leg (9.5” soft) when asked about his performance at the dish which consisted of 2 no doubt homers #dawg #baller #notsurprised #anklespanker

@Campus_Cuties Wow, this is amazing. Representing the WIAC well!

Sophie Herriot | UW-La Crosse 👟

First date kind of nervous #d3eats

Absolutely destroyed. #D3eats

@beyoumf Greetings

No account should be under 1K followers Say hello, I will boost you

Thank god there’s a fucking cannon in right field! That’s where you put your best player!

@pBenny7 God your a fucking nerd

Oh, Severino is PITCHING. This is power stuff, multiple shapes, the pitch to Schwarber was a 2-strike sinker off the plate until it took a left turn. He’s making some of the best hitters on the planet look silly. Nasty stuff.

How Brice Turang has me feeling in this first inning! #myking

@wiactheraptor I bet they don’t!

@RandyJthoughts They dont teach us that in supply chain management!

Tried reinventing the wheel tonight. Didn’t go as planned. Ended up finding a new theory for gravity. #narp #poweredbyvelo

Fuck the stair master, I’m the spare master #narp

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@wiactheraptor Looked into @JStanton2230 bio, he’s got Colossians 3:23 in there. This means he did this service for the lord not just for himself.

Raptor Reports: UW-Platteville senior Jordan Stanton stole the team tripod to film a sex tape. Sources close to him told me he wore his white baseball jersey and refused to be called anything other than “two-three”. The tape is “just for friends” and will not be posted online.

Raptor Reports: Legendary UW-Whitewater Coach John “Vo” Vodenlich has been lifting with the team so far this year. He was asked to discuss his goals: “I want to look good for [Dom] McVay’s mom down in Florida,” Vo said. “She just makes me feel some type of way.”

@wiactheraptor I’m ecstatic! I got a sub betted on this

Holloway is getting FUCKED this isn’t even close #nothappy

#paramount+ WHAT THE FUCKIS GOING ON!!!!!!#nothappy