Mon ventre a gargouillé pendant un entretien d’embauche.
Le mec a dit : “T’as oublié de déjeuner ?”
Je lui ai répondu : “Non…j’ai juste la dalle de réussir.”
Hello, sex? Ritsu. No. Hello, Ritsu. Today marks the 3846th day I've wanted to have sex with you. No. It's the 3846th day I've been thinking about you. Are you doing well today? I want to have sex with you. No, I miss you so much. I hope you have a good day...sex...sex...sex...