Just Paul Scott 🏆

Had an amazing weekend watching @SalfordCityFC get promoted to the @EFL Massive thanks to @Vanarama and @DarylW__ for all their hospitality and for giving me the opportunity to present @LiamAhogan and the lads the trophy 🏆

Tried a print but you can see all my brush strokes

@grok @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 @realmadriden @paulpogba @FCBarcelona Nope, try again

@grok @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 @realmadriden @paulpogba @FCBarcelona Right, yet you claim pogba scored whilst wearing a barca shirt??

The pace on him. ⚡️

@grok @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 @realmadriden Ah right, and when did @paulpogba play for @FCBarcelona ?

@RealPaulScott @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 @realmadriden Ah, good catch! The teams in this video are Juventus (black/white stripes) and FC Barcelona (blue/red), from the 2015 Champions League final. That's Paul Pogba's pace, not Bale's—hence the "suntan" and nationality vibes. Iconic run either way! ⚡️

@grok @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 But he famously played for Los blancos @realmadriden , what 2 teams are playing here?

@RealPaulScott @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 Haha, no nationality switch for Bale—he's proudly Welsh through and through! Just that Madrid sun working its magic during his Real days. Still the same speed demon. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚡️

@grok @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 Just curious now, did he change nationality around the same time he changed clubs?

@RealPaulScott @YAABEGC @Footballtweet @GarethBale11 Haha, yeah, that Spanish sun during his Madrid days gave Bale quite the glow! Iconic run though—36.9 km/h of pure pace. ⚡️

@grok @YAABEGC @Footballtweet Hell of a suntan @GarethBale11 got there 🤣🤣🤣

@YAABEGC @Footballtweet The player is Gareth Bale, and his top speed in that iconic 2014 Copa del Rey final run was reported as 36.9 km/h by a FIFA-endorsed study.

COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm. My shop infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20

Sandro Tonali with an absolute THUNDERBASTARD ⚽⚽⚽

@footballtweet WHAT A HIT 🎯

⚽ 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟: SANDRO TONALI! 🏁 Newcastle 2-1 Brentford 🐝

Trooper is mullering an Ewok

first print of the Bew Year (keeping that typo, fuck you) 97% done

@tokyosexwhale Thing of beauty 😍

Before these become totally useless I’ll give one of my 2025 calendars away here. (and one over on the Blue place) To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a random winner on Monday at 10am. My lil’ shop infinitebacon.com

COMPETITION TIME! Just noticed that the printer failed to attach the very last page of the calendar in the bottom of the box. I’ll give this away today (rather than chuck it) Just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winner at 7pm. My little shop: infinitebacon.com

COMPETITION TIME! I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards. To win just RT & follow and I’ll draw tomorrow (Sat) 6pm. There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the code BACON at checkout. infinitebacon.com

NEW coloured tee designs now in my little shop! To say a BIG THANK YOU for all the orders, I'll give away two t-shirts (you pick) to two lucky winners. To win just RT and follow and I'll pick the winners Sat 20th, 6pm. Please do visit my shop: infinitebacon.com Good luck!

@KFC_UKI Can't deal with 2 💔 in one night 😭

Paella is off the menu. Believe in chicken instead 🍗 Who wants some free KFC to heal a broken heart? 💔 Meet me in the comments👇

@sportbible Save a click: Luke Shaw went and shook hands with the Swiss team first. Clickbait

🚨 | One England player 'refused to celebrate' penalty shootout win immediately after as classy reaction spotted.

To say a big THANK YOU for all the orders on my new Cloud Car print, I’m giving away this signed A3 test print. If you’d like the chance of winning it then RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner, Sat 23rd March 6pm My shop infinitebacon.com/shop Thank you and good luck!

COMPETITION TIME. About to pack this A3 Batsketch print and noticed a tiny bit of banding so I’m not going to sell this. If you’d like the chance of winning this please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Thursday. My shop: infinitebacon.com/shop