Mayor Of UK

10 odds ➡️ L2E812 Grandma, it's coming home 🙏🤞

If life were honest, Mondays would come with a warning label: ‘Objects in bed are closer than they appear.’🙂

Life coach: ‘Stay positive and the universe will reward you.’ Me: still broke, tired, and emotionally unbothered 💀

@C_loned1 Last last🤣

@RealPplug Both eventually give in to sleep.

Me vs Sleep: Body: ‘Go to sleep’ Brain: ‘Let’s think about every bad decision ever made.’

@C_loned1 🤣

@RealPplug Moving man! 😂

Me vs Social Media: Phone: 1% battery Me: keeps scrolling anyway 🔋💀

@C_loned1 Aswear

@RealPplug Full of deceit 😒

Love is blind, but online dating is deaf, blind, and ghosted." 👻💔

@1812SAPABOY Alot😢🤣

@RealPplug Omoh 💔💔

Wetin be this ??😂🤣

😂😂 This one enter sha

@TTP_FX As in🤣

@RealPplug At all steady electricity

No power failure 😂🥹

@C_loned1 😢🥹

@RealPplug Omo God save me this period o

@sneako I get wanting to move on, but erasing history doesn’t make it disappear—it just makes ignorance louder

I never want to hear about the holocaust again

@TTP_FX And dem no get shame at all Nah dem go still dey shout 🤣

@RealPplug 😂 exactly nothing Waste of season

Chelsea should come and show us wetin dem use 9 months achieve🌚

@C_loned1 😂😂

@RealPplug You don hang ball for top bin. 😂

@C_loned1 Omoo😂😂

@RealPplug -36 naira debt on my zenith bank statement 😂

Everyone’s adulting looks easy… until you open your bank statement." 💸😭

Toor 😂😂