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@RealTomH

Ealing. Was a lawyer. Now look after 2 girls (mine). Often watching Hanwell Town.

London, England 가입일 Temmuz 2010
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@RoworthJack He’s had a transplant I think. Looks alright.
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Jack Roworth@RoworthJack·
I’m just sat on the tube and Theo Archibald, the ex-Lincoln player, is just sat next to me 😂 What are the chances of that lol? I was a little boy when I got a picture with him at Lincoln, so I’ve just told him that.
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@nina_mrs_mummy Verges on spiritual woo woo for atheists for me
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YOLO@nina_mrs_mummy·
@RealTomH The microbiome. Now I know more than I want to know!
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I miss the days we didn’t have to hear about people’s gut health
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@gamray Take about a minute off your 5k they’re lightning
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Okay I am absolutely *buzzing* for tomorrow morning’s run
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@conor_brn Saw it, hard agree. The comeback stuff was good some of it, the hits. When I first heard the earlier stuff I was confused, just noise. Awful.
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conor 🇵🇸@conor_brn·
Deleted my post about The Verve coz loads of old men started taking their divorce out on me
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@jhorsewhisperer 1. Hampstead 2. Would’ve said Switzerland but friend tried it and said the people aren’t nice and came back.
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Jake@jhorsewhisperer·
If money were no objection , I have two questions: 1. Where would you live in the UK? 2. Where would you live if you decided to leave the UK? I’m curious give a reason, not just a place. Let’s see where people think is the best in the world and why.
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@tonywojo In some communities I think
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Tom@RealTomH·
Maddie performing an exorcism
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Tom@RealTomH·
Giving me flashbacks to when I was the world’s worst gap year PE teacher. Constantly hungover, no understanding of the rules of rugby or hockey.
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...All These Things That I've Dunne?
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@mcandidate I’ve got Sol but I’m not a Sulzeer
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@cam_sh Sorry I gave it back to the bloke I got it from
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@RealTomH Sorry you can't make the gig, hope you're OK! Quite cheeky of me but if you're looking to get rid of your ticket, would absolutely love to go!
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Two of the kids I taught aged 8 both already retired from professional sport. Real oh my god I’m old moments.
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Started chatting with one of the gym staff yesterday, Iranian it turns out, young guy really nice. But awkward to go from “one day Iran will be free” staring into the distance to the next day asking them for a coffee again.
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Haven’t seen Michael from shepherds bush for a few days to tell him the good news I’m completely infertile
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Theo is a real stout yeoman of the land. Wiltshire born, that sort of milky complexion, dark blond hair of the English middle class of old. Boarding school educated. An oddity here in the mornings in Acton where the majority are of Middle Eastern or African origin.
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They don’t think anything, they’re entirely made up
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You know when an actor starts talking about a role they’re playing as if it’s a real person, I find it quite odd.
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