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🚨 JUST IN: 🇺🇸 The U.S. military has reportedly struck an Iranian ammunition depot in Isfahan using powerful bunker-buster bombs. Iran is finding out again..

🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin approves crypto regulations to bring digital assets into the financial system. 🇺🇸 Donald Trump set to push the “CLARITY Act” — aiming to make the U.S. the global crypto hub. BULL RUN INCOMING 🚀

🚨🚨🚨 #BREAKING 🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 Donald Trump: We will NOT open the Strait of Hormuz — doing so would destroy any chance of a deal with Iran. Tensions rising. Diplomacy on edge.

💥🚨 JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷🇵🇰 According to AP, Pakistan has CONFIRMED — both delegations will land in Islamabad TOMORROW MORNING. High-stakes talk incoming… all eyes on what happens next.

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 Trump: “Iran has violated the ceasefire multiple times.” Tensions just spiked again ⚠️ This looks like a setup for a possible ceasefire collapse. Markets on edge. War fears back. Next move could change everything 👀

BREAKING 🚨 🇺🇸 Trump set for a BIG announcement at 5 PM ET after 3 secret meetings Deal with Iran on the table. Strait of Hormuz reopening possible If confirmed — markets could go CRAZY 📈🔥

It’s believed Iran has enough highly enriched uranium to make at least 10 nuclear bombs.

CONFIRMED BY RUSSIA PM Netanyahu is official Dea... View more

#Bigbreaking 🇮🇷🇦🇺 After the United States attacked an Iranian ship, Iran reportedly responded with precision drone strikes targeting U.S. warships.

🇺🇸 President Trump is expected to sign the CLARITY Act. Buckle up.

🇺🇸Blue Origin, founded by Jeff Bezos, achieved a key breakthrough on its NG-3 mission by reusing a New Glenn booster for the first time after it successfully landed at sea following the flight.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 The USS Gerald R. Ford is returning to the Middle East alongside destroyers USS Mahan and USS Winston S Churchill,Abraham Lincoln already operating in the north Arabian Sea The USS George H.W. Bush is also en route, expected to arrive before the end of April.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iranian state media claims U.S. forces opened fire on an Iranian commercial vessel to force it back toward Iranian territorial waters. IRGC rapid response units reportedly forced U.S. forces to retreat and leave the area... Show more

Breaking :- 🚨🇺🇸AMERICA IS GOING TO TEST SOMETHING BIG TONIGHT. SOURCE NF-7C... See more

Starship Super Heavy Booster, the most powerful moving object ever made by far

🚨 JUST IN 🚨 Trump hints at possible visit to Islamabad if deal is signed, praises Pakistan’s leadership

@POTUS : “We need help from The Boss… The most famous person in the world is not me, but Jesus Christ.”

🚨JUST IN : UN Human Rights Council experts have called on all member states to suspend arms transfers to Israel, Reuters reports....

🇨🇳 China is living in the future... Show more

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says there will be no... See more

Journalist - Are other countries helping the US Navy blockade the Strait of Hormuz ? Donald Trump - Yes, many countries. Journalist - Which countries ? Trump - I don’t need anyone’s help they’re offering anyway. Confidence. Power. America First. What do you think ?