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Tommy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

@RealitySalesman

Husband, Father, USN Vet ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โš“๏ธ, Jester, Amateur Philosopher, and co-founder of Tommyโ€™s Diner, an amazing community on ๐•! Join us! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ

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Tommy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ@RealitySalesmanยท
"No Robert! We can land on the sun! We just need to go at night!"
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@CW_writeme @HandsomeCthulhu I think our sons didn't do it as much, and they're getting this way instead. He told me there's a name specifically for that genre of the ad hoc stuff, but I don't remember what it was. We were actually just discussing this last night at dinner. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RealitySalesman @HandsomeCthulhu ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Yes!!! I hadn't even thought of that. On my street, I played more with the boys than the girls, bc they played outside cops/robbers, zombies or whatnot. And then inside to play w/action figures. Where I learned to be such a brat. It can't possible be innate. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‡
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Tommy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ@RealitySalesmanยท
But did they fix what causes the sound to rattle after a while? That's what's really annoying.
Stern Drew@SternDrewCrypto

๐Ÿšจ APPLEโ€™S SHOCKING PATENT EXPOSED: AIRPODS THAT CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS AND MONITOR YOUR BRAIN IN REAL TIME! Apple has filed patent US20230225659A1 for revolutionary earbuds loaded with hidden electrodes that slide deep into your ear canal. These devices are designed to measure electrical brain activity through EEG, along with muscle movements, eye movements, heart rate, and far more biosignals than anyone expected. Not bulky lab equipment on your scalp. These sensors sit quietly inside and around the outer ear for superior accuracy with almost zero visible hardware and no annoying movement. The patent openly admits this setup delivers cleaner, more reliable brainwave data than ever before. Picture this: While you listen to music, take calls, or scroll in silence, your AirPods are secretly mapping your brain activity. Every thought pattern, stress spike, focus level, emotional shift, and subconscious reaction could be captured and sent straight to Appleโ€™s servers. They will market it as helpful features like seizure alerts or advanced sleep tracking. But this technology opens the door to total neuro-surveillance on a global scale. Your most private mental data harvested 24/7 under the guise of a simple pair of earbuds. Who really gets access to your brain signals? Apple? Their business partners? Governments? Or anyone willing to pay in the exploding neuro-data market? Full patent details are posted in the comments below. Read it before the narrative changes. What are they truly building with your mind? Stay awake. Your ears may be the front line in the war for mental freedom. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ”Š

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@CW_writeme @HandsomeCthulhu Me too! I was just telling him that this stuff is just a surrogate for the make believe imaginary play that me and my friends did when we were little. "I blast you with my fire power!" "Well I'm fire proof, and freeze you!" It's all just ad hoc nonsense with no rules. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RealitySalesman @HandsomeCthulhu I crack up all the time. "Ha! I have you now. You'll die most horrible death by [insert method]!" "Ha ha! I knew you were going to do that, so while you were talking I did this to block." "Ha ha HA! I knew YOU knew, so I blocked your block. Now you shall die." "Ha ha ha HA!..."
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Tommy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ@RealitySalesmanยท
@CW_writeme @midwstrn_mom It could be from spending too much time around this without double hearing protection. Nobody wears double hearing protection. Earplugs and muffs? How are you supposed to hear anything at all?
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Consulting Writer@CW_writemeยท
@RealitySalesman Have none of you watched Black Mirror?! Gif is from episode entitled "The Entire History of You" where he can rewind his visual/audio memory for playback, either for himself or for security purposes (i.e. TSA, etc).
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@Annoyeddammit Uh oh. That one makes Tommy wild.
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LoLo@loriloraiยท
Good Friday eve fam and welcome to Tommy's Diner. ๐Ÿ‘ปโ˜•๏ธ On the menu today: The jukebox is brokenโ€ฆ and it's stuck on ONE song on loop all day. What song is it? (And be honestโ€ฆ are you staying or leaving? ๐Ÿ˜„)
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Tommy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ@RealitySalesmanยท
Every time I'm driving and The Danger Zone starts playing on the radio: ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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If he explains the math wrong, but the result is the same. I couldn't care less how he got there. Reducing a $600 drug to $10 is awesome. And I'd say the same thing if any Democrat would have done this, but they're all being paid by big pharma not to. Also, Ur Ghey.
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein

OMFG! RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." No, you imbecile. Thatโ€™s a 98.33% drop. No math besides make-believe math makes it 600%.

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@IMayBeGiant9669 That was mine! Nobody buys these for aerodynamics. You take em where the road don't go! Doors off, top down with one leg on the hinge peg. Fast or not, it's fun!
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@RealitySalesman Man, as a former Wrangler owner, now I want someone to make a sporty aerodynamic version. . .
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@RealitySalesman No Instead, they'll work on technology to implant the thought in your mind, "These sound good."
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Never Give Up...๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
@RealitySalesman These things are SO stupid...just a more recent version of 'Chemtrails'. Thoughts cannot be 'read'. Even the best polygraph is only about 70% accurate and those are just for simple questions which YOU give the answers for.
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