Suzyn Waldman Updates

21 asf✨🍓🎀

oh they clocked her downnn. look at the way she’s thinking she’s freshly caught tuna tartare, whole time her tuck slipped and trade playing in her face so nasty

it’s giving trade.

high school:

when the teacher tells you to stand up and give 3 interesting facts about yourself

@meltingmom3nt technology just makes me wanna kill myself

Been trying to figure out how to transfer pictures from my camera to my computer for the past 3 days

i just know they be saying nigga down

Fuck a app

@karmashadyfacts omg same but I thought I was gonna actually die cuz he lasted so long

didnt douche and didn’t paint

meeting up with a dl NYPD officah 💀

@r1ckg0d it’s more like this

"John pork shady af comebacks followed you"

someone threw a water balloon at my boyfriend while we were shopping downtown

why is oomf mad i’m chinese

fell down a flight of stairs

shit so good nigga had to say it twice 😭

@Retardobese oh wow gag me again

how it feels being shady asf and liking two contrasting opinion tweets in a row

LMAOOOOOOOOOO