Cap'n Clutch

I have Star Wars toys all over my home office. My two daughters want nothing to do with Star Wars. My teenager watches Gossip Girl over and over, and my seven year old plays with Barbies under my original 1977 Star Wars poster. My wife calls Star Wars "the movie with the boy with blond hair." I tried to watch Star Wars with her and when seeing Harrison Ford, she went into a discussion about how people loved to tan in the 1970s. When Kathleen Kennedy took over Lucas film she clearly had an agenda to feminize that world. One of the things she locked into was the Force and all its mysticism, but the Star Wars boys don't buy "The Force" toys. They buy soldiers, robots, aliens, ships, gadgets. They love the "science" in science fiction. Sure they like Luke Skywalker's lightsaber and try to decapitate each other with it, but they really grok Han Solo's blaster and Boba Fett's rocket backpack. It's the thing She Wars with their Lesbian Space Witches doesn't get: males love the "Wars" in Star Wars. By making it vegan friendly, you end up making a product for nobody. Yeah guys will use the Force, but only to throw rocks at motherfuckers. No one gives a fuck about Space Yoga unless it's a force multiplier. The Force may be female, but fixing the compressor on the Millennium Falcon is male.

Still get goosebumps man

Never forget when Florida made one of the greatest goal-line stands in CFB history 🤯 The stand was 8 total plays from Georgia’s 1-yard line

Dear @NCAA, Please deny any waiver for a player who has played 4 or more full seasons of college basketball. It’s time to end the madness and reset the market. Sincerely, Everyone

BREAKING: All-American F Thomas Haugh has announced he WILL RETURN to Florida for his Senior season 🤯 TODD IS BUILDING A SUPERTEAM. Revenge Tour 😈

This... Is The Greatest Video ... PERIOD !! God I love Tommy Haugh 😁😁

I will be very, very angry if the NCAA opts to allow 5 years of eligibility. And players who were seniors this past year all of a sudden were able to stay or enter the portal. Would be awful for the sport.

"I'm back," Tomislav Ivisic announced at tonight's Kickin' Cancer fundraiser at Gordyville USA after chugging a Bud Light that a fan supplied him with. That was bookended by Jake Davis and Zvonimir Ivisic announcing that they'll return for the 2026-27 season too. #Illini

HE’S BACK.

Mihailo Petrovic will always be a legend for this

Terrence Shannon Jr and Ayo Dosunmu complete an I-L-L I-N-I🥹

Time to get to work ILL 🔶🔷

Yup. Alive and kicking. 😏

We will play college basketball all season with normal balls and rims, but during the NCAA tournament we will make both extremely bouncy so nobody can make a shot. But why, sir? Nobody knows.

Boring ass championship game. Teams that hit shots all year long couldn’t even wide open 3s Maybe playing in a football stadium with depth perception problems isn’t the smartest move

I’m not rooting for Michigan, I’m rooting against Dan Hurley.

UConn and Michigan on Monday?

Hate that these Final Four games are played in football stadiums.