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@MLB Makes me feel old

Proud dad moment for 15-year MLB veteran Carl Crawford after his son Justin's Major League debut 🫶

@DKSportsbook Do you offer most wins in April bet in NY? Or are you planning on it?

Congratulations, you officially made it to… • NRFI’s • YRFI’s • Anytime HR • First inning HR • Anytime HR parlay • 1+ hit parlays • 1+ RBI parlays • O/U total bases • O/U strikeouts • O/U hits • O/U RBIs • O/U runs scored • O/U walks • O/U pitcher outs recorded • O/U hits allowed • O/U earned runs allowed • O/U stolen bases • -1.5 / +1.5 spreads • First 5 winner • First 5 O/U runs • First 5 spread • Moneyline • Series winner • To go to extra innings • First team to score • Last team to score • Winning margin (exact runs) Play ball ⚾️

@Acyn This is the fucking Onion, right?

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

@stoolpresidente Rape vibes are super strong with this guy.

Izzo wants another shot at Michigan????

@DKSportsbook +260 is not an "absolute stunner" cmon now

DOWN GOES MIAMI OHIO!!! UMass pulls off the upset in an absolute STUNNER 😱

@IainMacBets homie - you are the one sitting here responding to trolls on social media

@RickyMickyBobby It's amazing you can actually function in a society.

I hope sportsbooks don't refund Morikawa bets. That's gambling, baby. Gamblor Giveth, Gamblor Taketh Away. People need to learn that sportsbooks aren't their friend.

@IainMacBets it's amazing someone gave you a job

@RickyMickyBobby You think he got injured this week, told the sportsbooks, and the sportsbook told him "If you go out there and play one hole then withdraw, we'll give you a ton of money"? That's really what you think happened?

@Covers He knew it was messed up and went out there anyway just to help Vegas. Not all sportsbooks issue refunds.

Collin Morikawa has withdrawn from #THEPLAYERS after just one hole. He was one of the most bet golfers to win at multiple sportsbooks.

@CodyBrownBets @calvinjohnsonjr @EliManning

🎁 I'm giving away a signed @calvinjohnsonjr jersey! Here's how to enter: 1️⃣ Follow me @codybrownbets 2️⃣ Like this post 3️⃣ Tag the next guest you think I should have on Cody's Cauldron Winner will be drawn randomly on 3/12!

@BenVerlander Got the same juice as his dad

MANNY RAMIREZ’ SON GOES DEEP TO LEAD OFF THE WBC FOR BRAZIL 🇧🇷

@Covers I literally end every round like this

We’ve all wanted to do exactly what Scottie Scheffler did after a bad round 😂🤬

@stoolpresidente I think it's time to unfollow this jew

If you don’t have tears in your eyes watching this Tatum comeback you don’t believe in humanity and the triumph of the human spirit. #celtics #tatum

@stats_feed Golf is fuckin great to watch you god damn clowns.

Which sport is the most boring to watch?

@jerrythornton This is what you voted for.

Thinking of this verse as it's confirmed a fourth US service member has been KIA in Iran. Requiescat in Pace.

@RonFilipkowski It wasn't even that hard to tell it was a video game. The lack of intelligence is wild.

Abbott posted then deleted a clip from a video game.

@BenNollWeather 1-2 inches of snow and they close schools. Bunch of pansies everyone has become.

#HudsonValley: It’s looking like a close call between closings and early dismissals on Tuesday. Roads will become snow-coated and slippery by midday Tuesday. Given an expected storm arrival time of late morning for most of the Hudson Valley, I lean in the direction of closings. With a cold air mass from Canada overhead, freezing temperatures on Monday, and temperatures in the upper 20s to around 30 on Tuesday morning when precipitation arrives, snow and ice should have no trouble sticking, creating slippery roads. ➡️ Timing Snow will start between 9 a.m. and noon on Tuesday from south to north, before transitioning to sleet and freezing rain in the afternoon. ➡️ Amounts Up to an inch or two of snow followed by a glaze of ice, with the highest amounts along and north of I-84. ➡️ Impacts Roads will become snow-coated and slippery by midday Tuesday with slippery conditions lingering into the evening commute. School closings are more likely than early dismissals because the latter risks a dismissal into the developing storm. At least it should be the last winter weather event for a while! 📧 Newsletter subscription: bennollsays.com/p/update-695a

@mattvanswol @StephenKing Did Stephen King run for President or other political office?

@StephenKing Fore reference, Stephen King himself avoided the Vietnam draft because of: a) Flat feet b) Limited vision c) High blood pressure d) Punctured eardrums

This is the man who was too chickenshit to fight in Vietnam. His daddy got him out of it.

@FanDuel Dominican Republican at 12? Have you seen that roster? What kind of ranking is this?

THE WBC BEGINS THIS WEEK ⚾️ USA is ranked 3rd in the world 🇺🇸