Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦

The sky is bluer on the other side, if you catch my drift. See you over there. Same handle.

I'm headed back to Europe in a few days! If you're interested in international #travel, I just dropped a monster thread covering how to plan one on a budget. spoutible.com/thread/19487498

@AlaskaAii Yes, your scam attempt was an inconvenience. Please DM me your bank account details for assistance.

Hey @AlaskaAir, can you please try and chase down my suitcase? CS keeps telling me it made it to Seattle, but that it's still not accounted for. It's been 2 days with no updates.

@Alaskaair_2 @AlaskaAir Heads up, @AlaskaAir - a scammer is posing as your CS trying to slide into my DMs.

@Alaskaair_2 @AlaskaAir Nice try, dipshit. Honestly, how often does that work on people?

@AlaskaAir Apparently all they can do is "send a message" to Seattle, which they say they have done, with no response. So far every channel I've tried has been a dead end, which means I'm stuck without my stuff with no means of getting it back or replaced.

@Robinsonpost I understand and I apologize. Unfortunately that would be something to discuss with our central baggage team directly at 877-815-8253 -Jordan

@AlaskaAir Is there any way to contact the team at SEA airport to find out if the bag was ever found? They told me Sunday night that it was scanned in at Seattle and that it would be returned to me that night.

@Robinsonpost I apologize that there have been no updates. They will contact you with more info as soon as it becomes available. -Jordan

@AlaskaAir Yes - each time I call they tell me they have no updates and to just call back later. 🫤

@Robinsonpost I'm really sorry to hear this! Have you been in touch with our central baggage team? -Jordan

Just took Twitter off my phone’s homepage and replaced it with Spoutible.

Dark Brandon strikes again!

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

@rundemtrails What a legend! Nice work, brother!

50.5 miles with 3852 ft of climbing 👊🏻 A gorgeous sunny Saturday for a race 🌞 I didn't run the full 12 hours, but I did lower my 50 mile PR by 45 minutes to 9:08! Super happy with that effort 👍🏼 #GoRun

I’m very curious to know how twitter’s overall health as a company is doing under Elon. I used to be a daily user, now I find myself rarely using it. My feed is a cesspool of random violence and alt-right garbage now.

Affirmative action was never a complete answer in the drive towards a more just society. But for generations of students who had been systematically excluded from most of America’s key institutions—it gave us the chance to show we more than deserved a seat at the table. In the wake of the Supreme Court’s recent decision, it’s time to redouble our efforts.

The perfect tweet doesn’t exi… wait never mind, Kevin just found it. 🤌🏼

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley? A thread

Dude scared of his condiment shelf 😂

I just finished watching this and then threw myself into traffic.

Twitter algorithms constantly pumping alt-right content now. Seems like we’re in the last days for the platform at this point.