Flyboy

"Hᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙᴇᴇᴘs ʜᴇʀᴇ﹐ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ﹐ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ." ▸Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ / AU Pᴏᴇ Dᴀᴍᴇʀᴏɴ ▸Rᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘɪʟᴏᴛ ▸Dᴀʀᴋ / Mᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ Cᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ▸21+ ▸#gingerpilot (Oɴʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ @Justasuseless) ▸Bᴀɴᴛᴇʀ / Sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ▸Nᴏ DMs ▸#ᴍᴀᴛʀɪx

@Justasuseless As the trigger clicked uselessly, he uttered an amused, "Aw... did your little toy forget how to work?" His grin turned wicked as he tilted his head, eyes sparkling with mischief. "Guess the universe just doesn't want you to shoot me. Fate must have other plans for us." Wink.

@Rogue_Flyboy Then he didn't hesitate, he had him right where he wanted. So, without thinking about it, he pulled the trigger, but, incredibly, it didn't work. "What the kriff?" He pulled the trigger once again, without results.

"Wipe that pathetic grin off your face!"

@Justasuseless Poe jerked back at the sound, then immediately stepped forward, pressing his chest right against the blaster's barrel. His eyes locked onto Hux's with a cocky grin. "If you really meant it, you wouldn't have shot at the ground. So like I said... you'd miss me."

@Rogue_Flyboy Suddenly, he aimed at the ground near the pilot's feet and fired. With the same alacrity, he pointed at Dameron again. "Excuse me?"

@Justasuseless "Shoot me? Really, Hugs?" He didn't flinch, he just grinned wider, as the blaster aimed straight at him. "We both know you won't pull that trigger. You'd miss this... and me... too much." Wink.

@Rogue_Flyboy "I'm going to shoot you". He aims at him with the blaster and lethal intent.

@Justasuseless "That one almost stung." He grinned wider, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "We both know you reply so fast because you can't stand the thought of me thinking you're not paying attention. Keep pretending it's depressing, your voice still drops every time you say my name."

@Rogue_Flyboy "My voice drops because the sheer weight of your stupidity is physically depressing. As for the 'record time,' I simply find that the sooner I speak, the sooner you might finally stop".

@Justasuseless "Bored? That's cute, Hugs. Your pupils are the size of TIE exhaust ports and you're still trying to sell 'not charmed.' Keep telling yourself that while you keep replying in record time. We both know boredom doesn't make your voice drop an octave when you say my name." Wink.

@Rogue_Flyboy "Your ability to misread a situation is almost as impressive as your inability to follow a flight plan. I’m not charmed, Dameron; I’m bored".

@Justasuseless "Aww, you're adorable when you pretend you're not charmed. Exhausting being the only adult? Nah... exhausting is trying to act like you don't love every second of this. Keep pretending you're above it, your blush says hi."

@Rogue_Flyboy "I suppose when your IQ matches your fuel gauge, everything sounds like a compliment. Do try to keep up; it's exhausting being the only adult in the room".

@Justasuseless "Oh, Hugs, you say the sweetest things. 'Stimulating and sagacious'... that's practically poetry coming from you. Keep talking like that and I'll start thinking you really c a n ' t get enough of me." Wink.

@Rogue_Flyboy "Of course, I'm hilarious with your stimulating and sagacious talk".

@Justasuseless swallow back.

@Justasuseless the corner of his mouth, his jaw, then his throat. "Stay right here. Let it burn a little longer." And as he kissed him again, it was slower this time, deeper, as if he was trying to memorize every shudder, every hitch of breath, every tiny sound the redhead could no longer +

"Hold on, guys! I'm Poe Dameron, the hotshot pilot who shoots first, asks later, and always has a plan . . . which is usually just 'Go with the flow until something explodes!' Whoo, I'm psyched, I'm gonna save the day with my trademark smile!"

@Justasuseless "Yeah, sure, yet you never seem to complain in the moment. And I am focused. Focused on you. Thought that was obvious by now."

@Rogue_Flyboy "I’m sure your 'best' is as underwhelming as your tactical planning. Do try to focus; it’s embarrassing for both of us".

ㅤ ㅤ Saludos cordiales, @UnbalancedRen ; @RenVicrul ; @Rogue_Flyboy ; @DMitaka ; @HapanSpy ㅤ

@Justasuseless "Yeah, I know, I am quite charming, it's one of the many reasons why you just can't resist me. And I actually do reserve my best for you, but nah... they aren't delusions, they're facts."

@Rogue_Flyboy "How charming. Is that the same line you use on your X-wing, or do you reserve your best delusions for me?"

@Justasuseless the one pretending silence is a strategy." Then he kissed him again, hard, deep, possessive.

@Justasuseless then he murmured, "Keep smiling like that. Keep telling yourself you're in incontestable control." His free hand slid up, fingers curling around Hux's jaw, tilting his face just enough to force eye contact. "But we both know who's really running this right now. And it's not +