Stuart Royle 🎸 ⚽️ 🌍

@Pras_fpl It's down to Godswill now

FPL Managers’ 2025/26 chip strategy depends on the performance of these XI noble men from Cyprus.

@FPL_Salah For some reason I thought that was Bournemouth's Jiménez at the top 😃

GW31 anytime scorer % ⚽ Jimenez: 40% Ekitike: 39% Thiago: 38% DCL: 38% Sesko: 38% Muniz: 37% Watkins: 36% João Pedro: 35% Mbeumo: 35% Woltemade: 35% Palmer: 34% Richarlison: 33% Kroupi: 33% Wissa: 33% Gordon: 33% Solanke: 33% H Wilson: 33% Welbeck: 32% Rogers: 32% Barnes: 31% Evanilson: 30% Salah: 29% Bruno: 29% Cunha: 29% Barry: 27% Igor Jesus: 26% Bowen: 26% Gakpo: 24% Schade: 24% Rayan: 23% Ndiaye: 22% Dango: 21% Probability based on player starting. Source: Oddschecker

@greatestptl Chemtrails White Dress Dark But Just a Game

@bluewmist Swimming a couple of times a week

What is something relatively cheap that improves your life by 100%?

@FPLConQueror Probably going to ignore. Targeting single fixtures is always risky and this is a derby. My midfield is fine... if I got a defender for one week, I'd look at Fulham before Newcastle personally.

@FPL__Lad In the end, it mattered not.

Would you sub Tah in for Saka people? I am really tempted as I think if Tah starts his base ceiling is 2-3 points so a chance to definitely outscore. But I am on the fence. What we thinking? #UCLFantasy

@fpl_tactician Think I might be on 123 when the POTM points come in. Captain Raphinha 🔥

Meh. 100 club but doesn’t feel outstanding and I know others will have 120+ #uclfantasy

@BGatesIsaPyscho I would LOVE IT if professionals just stopped doing their jobs! Don't plan or prepare for anything, just ride it out!

🚨🇬🇧 Wait what - the UK government was planning for a meningitis outbreak last year in 2025?! Now in 2026, there’s a meningitis outbreak. Probably not a coincidence.

@zackaria01 Mesmo!

Rapha 🇧🇷 #UCLFantasy

@FPLReaction My captain 🔥

RIP if you don’t own Raphinha

@fantasyfooty I've got Szoboszlai and Virgil. To be honest, I'd rather have a Galatasaray player than another Liverpool one. Wouldn't be all that surprised if Liverpool went out tonight.

The one player I wish I had tonight is Ekitike.

@ronaldobrown_98 It really is quite incredible

The way the sun just transforms Manchester has to be studied

@FplMode I'm not convinced. It's a derby and Newcastle have a gruelling match in Barcelona first. I wouldn't mind Gordon, but I'm not sure this fixture is the gift people are making it out to be.

I feel like need some Newcastle in my team for BGW31. But is it worth the FT?

@FPL_Dean It's genuinely quite a problem. All that talent for the three positions behind Kane and almost all out of form. Right now, we'd probably be playing Bowen and either Gordon or Rashford in the wide positions.

Was thinking earlier, bit concerning that the World Cup looming, a lot of England’s big players are out of form. James and Stones injury prone, then Bellingham, Saka, Palmer, Rogers, Foden, Watkins, even Wharton recently all not in good form.

@FPL_Dave_ Haaland. Too expensive for the returns he's (not) getting right now.

This is going to cause arguments. ⚔️ - Haaland - Semenyo - João Pedro - Gabriel One has to leave your team RIGHT NOW. Pick your player and defend your choice. 👇 #FPL #FPLCommunity

@FFBobby_ I honestly don't think Arsenal are there yet. There will be one shock and maybe it's them. Not sure I want to add another defender to Raya and Gabriel.

MD12 Clean Sheet Odds 🧤 ———————————— ▫️A nicer looking week for clean sheets compared to last, a lot more green and yellows. Arsenal still big favourites, if you own Timber I think its best just to move sideways to Saliba if you already have Gabriel. ▫️Don’t stack to heavy on Liverpool, wouldnt say qualification is absolute, and with Bayern’s GK struggles they could be one to avoid as well. Oblak owners - I’d keep and ride out with one GK until the QFs. ▫️Not a great week for Newcastle, although not a priority transfer out due to their high Ball Recs. Grimaldo a sell this week if you can. #UCLFantasy

@Hitchslap1 Dark Waters (2019)

I struggle to watch any film made after 2010. The quality went downhill fast. Not sure why, but seems obviously true.

@lippyent The greatest - Lana Del Rey

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@FPL_TomHadley You'll like that second goal then

Classic FPL having double Brentford attack and it’s a defender combo that scores the goal 😂

@RuudAzz 1 Bailey 2 Gidman 3 Albiston 4 Whiteside 5 McGrath 6 Hogg 7 Robson 8 Strachan 9 Hughes 10 Stapleton 11 Olsen 12 Duxbury United 5-0 Stoke City Saturday 6 April 1985

What’s your first United starting 11? This was mine. Leighton, Martin, Bruce, Phelan, Robson, Webb, McClair, Hughes, Wallace. Bench, Robins and Blackmore. Bet some of the older reds can even guess the game from this