Cheetos
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Don’t you dare think I’m hiding my losses.
Not proud of it, but man enough to show it.
$SPY
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Why not I’m in $SPY 670p April 10 Lotto entry now or go in below 678 if you want to be safe
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BREAKING: Trump says "world's most powerful reset" with no other context.
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⚠️BREAKING:
*U.S. APRIL MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS TO 47.6; EST. 51.6; PREV. 53.3
🇺🇸🇺🇸
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US gas prices saw their biggest jump in CPI data since 1967.
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@masked_investor Sounds like a lot of played the wrong side posts today. 🥳🤣😭
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@assface_burner Big mad in your hfg puts aye. I agree the books are cooked but don't matter we still lose or win.
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Make the expectations really high so the numbers look better than they are 🤣
Straight still closed
Oil still expensive
Higher for longer bitches
Just wait for next print
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U.S. DOLLAR INDEX DROPS 0.22% TO 98.66 AFTER CORE U.S. INFLATION DATA IS LOWER THAN PREDICTED.
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Told you dickheads aths incoming.
vnkumar trades 🏌🏽♂️🏇🏋🏻♂️🐆@vnkumarvnk
U.S CPI (YOY) (MAR) ACTUAL: 3.3% VS 2.4% PREVIOUS; EST 3.4% $SPY $QQQ
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Wow, im genuinely shocked
Several hundred people so far 🤯
Humbled and shocked
I thought maybe 100 people max 🤣
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Please, Jesus, let the next president of the United States be normal.
Not a psychopath or a sycophant. Not a corpse. Just a person capable of seeming normal.
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The MAGA fracture turned out to happen a lot faster than I thought
I knew it was coming, but I didn’t realize it would be this quick
So sad
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Will amazing numbers from Taiwan Semi ignite Nvidia or ... This morning.... And will the software selling ever end? There has to be a covering moment for some of these....
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THREAD 🧵 0DTE FRIDAY (Pre-OPEX) Why tomorrow isn’t random… it’s a liquidity trap.
Most traders think 0DTE is chaos. It’s not.
It’s the most controlled environment in the market.
Tomorrow (pre-OPEX Friday) is where:
-dealers lose cushion
-hedging accelerates
-moves get violent fast
Here’s how to actually trade it @grok 👇
Stockwits Acade〽️y@mikalche
THREAD🧵The Hidden 0-DTE Secret Retail Traders Never See. How $0.01 Lotto Contracts Actually Print They don’t teach you this on YouTube. You wont find anyone talking about this. Everyone sees the 0DTE $SPY 620C at $0.01 and thinks it’s a YOLO. Wrong. It’s a weapon placed with intention. This is how pro 0dte players turn pennies into $250+ and why your fills never hit. This is the $0.01 0DTE strategy institutions use and retail completely overlooks. 👇
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Maybe CPI blows everything out mafia style. Maybe it doesn’t.
I think it’ll be HOT 🔥 as fuckkkkk due to war and inflation blowing up.
But if someone tweaks it, it won’t.
GIF
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