Tom Foolery

Here it is, my first issue as acting editor at @gqmiddleeast. I couldn’t have asked for a better introduction to the market with my new position than @mustafathepoet. What is a new beginning for him is a fresh start for me.

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I’m gagged.

Icons only! My all time favourite movie. Let me watch it.

Urgh! I need the alphabet mafia to lock in like they’ve never locked in before and do what they did for Kylie Minogue. I need to hear this everywhere I go this summer.

OMG! Why did no one tell me about chamomile tea? I just had one after my spin class and it’s kicking my ass!

Happy Easter ❤️

the fatherly urge to abandon everybody

aries be like:

@rosalialuxRQ Barcelona on the 13th or 15th of April.

Those who haven’t gotten tickets to ROSALÍA: LUX TOUR 2026 show yet, please let us know the city and date you’re aiming for below ✨ ⬇️

@osamachabbi 👀👀

I know exactly who is landing that Alaïa job, and He comes from somewhere futuristic and very feminine. Also revived an iconic French house. We shall see.

@carlyraenator Let me know if you found someone that has some extras. Need to get two as well. 💕🔐

IS ANYONE SELLING TWO GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS FACE VALUE FOR ROSALÍA LUX TOUR IN BARCELONA APRIL 13th / 15th / 17th #luxtour #rosalia #rosalialuxtour #rosaliatickets

@abbyrose1005 @carlyraenator I am, please 🙏🏽🫰🏽

technically I’m not starving since my body has all this fat to eat

@lelowhatsgood TASTE!

due to inflation, my love will now cost a thing…

Sorry, the serotonin is low this week. We’ll try again next week!

@lelowhatsgood Not even good, just half decent.

i can’t believe we have to put in so much work for a good body. 🫩

Fucking Aries season