Ryan S L🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

Virgil van Disney, the best defender we’ve ever seen 🤣🤣

@Utdbrizzy All I see is a cunt

Who is this former Manchester United player? Level= Very Easy

@ChrisWheelerDM @EdTheRedMUFC We already know you stupid prick

Man Utd are hoping to have their new 100,000-seater stadium ready to host the Women’s World Cup Final in 2035 #mufc

@JSTransferTime @silvscic The prick either wants to come or he doesn’t, fucking champions league or not. you wanna play for the biggest club or not. Had enough of wankers like this i

🚨| My understanding is Manchester United have gone to Bruno Guimarães’ camp to understand his availability and see how open he is to joining. 🔴👀 The feedback is that he is open to joining United IF Champions League football is delivered, with a couple of Brazilian players at the club already making contact to convince him. 🇧🇷🤝 There will be strong competition for Tonali, and Newcastle are reluctant to let both players leave which is why United are pushing early to get groundwork done. 📋 #MUFC will not overpay, but remain confident in their chances of landing him. Expect big noise around this deal in the coming days/weeks, same with the managerial situation. ⏳🔥 If anything major develops, updates will follow. #MUFC | #BrunoGuimaraes | #Transfers | #PremierLeague

I don’t care if it’s Harry Potter on the touchline if your choosing Dalot starting for you I instantly want you out of this football club

@UtdPride He’s fucking shite

I genuinely don't want Joshua Zirkzee out of this club man. I still want him here. He is a top player and a lovable person. He is the type that get along with every single teammates, including the academy's. I wish he somehow succeeds here.

Injury coming up for that fat little fuck @LukeShaw23 seems he’s no England call up. I’m personally glad recent games he’s been scared of getting forward always playing like he’s scared of getting injured.

@ClarksonsFarm1 @Mad4Utd No shame charging punters £8 a pint tho have we you greedy fat fuck

We need much greater restriction on the foreign ownership of UK farm land.

@utdreport Why that twat Dalot there?

Who has been Manchester United's most improved player under Michael Carrick?

Pig face has been quite recently

@Dearme2_ Stop fucking worrying

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

@Blesing_Andrew He’s on his way bags packed and I’m outside his house ready to take him to the airport. In terms of the fee you can have him for free.

🔴 RUMUORS | Real Madrid are eyeing Manchester United full-back Diogo Dalot this summer. Los Blancos would be willing to offer €30m (£26m/$34.5m) for the 26-year-old Portuguese, who can operate at right-back or left-back. However, the report notes that United will likely demand more than €30m for a player valued at around that figure by Transfermarkt. Dalot’s contract runs until 2028 (+1 option), [Via @TEAMtalk]

@Utdbrizzy No we didn’t and no he’s not, give the lad a chance and a run of games let’s not been twats and pus an agenda for a couple of likes. You 🛎️

Even in the 89th minute, United fans had their hearts in their mouths when Manuel Ugarte was coming on. Is he really that bad, or are we just traumatised? 😭🔴…show more

@GraemeBailey @Mark85UTD @TEAMtalk You’ve heard the fans singing and that’s all your going off you lazy fat twat

Manchester United are prepared to re-engage in talks with Casemiro and potentially offer the Brazilian the chance to remain at Old Trafford, @TEAMtalk understands. teamtalk.com/manchester-uni…

@LiamPaulCanning No

Would you want one more year of Casemiro?

@FishColla Fuck off

We need a CM who chips in with goals to replace Casemiro? I know a guy... 😏

@ManUtd Dalot. Fuck off carrick you cunt

The Reds taking on Aston Villa 👊🔴

@ThaEuropeanLad Any female pundit is dog shit

Who's the BEST and WORST pundit here!

@ThaEuropeanLad @roninja74 Couldn’t stand her

Never forget Melissa Reddy’s slip on live tv.....can't believe sky let here go 😭😭😭😭

@99_9pct Can’t watch it because of her

She’s a tough watch

@UtdKlay He fucked Garancho off that alone will do.

🚨 Jose Mourinho gave us European Silverware 🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjaer gave us Unbeaten Away Records 🚨 Ralf Rangnick gave us Brutal Honesty 🚨 Erik ten Hag gave us Two Domestic Trophies 🚨 Ruben Amorim gave us.….𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲