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I don’t think people actually believe in God. I think they’re afraid not to.

My incredibly hot girlfriend basically took me as a fixer upper and now I am rich as hell because of her. Women make or break a man!

Men are obsessed with wallowing in their misery instead of pursuing a beautiful girl that could change their life

Same reason Electricians always birth girls and Radar Technicians always birth girls and Jet Pilots always birth girls and High Voltage Linemen always birth girls and Radiologists always birth girls: EMFs

bleeding on a full moon good friday okay

@Karugiii Clapping for others till it's my turn😭

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Job post: are you open to relocate? Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate. Just hire me.

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal like a reptile

@dube1286 anaitwa mwaura😭

Maraga hana aura ,we babako ako na aura?

@Its_Damille Hyperpigmentation

It's funny how hata sisi light skin babe tuko na black pets down there 😂😂💔

They are killing scientists who knows the truth!!! Scientist who know the truth are committing suicide. Wake up people

@denzelistiredd Water>>>>> Bone soup>>>>>

KC Pineapple x Minute Maid Apple >>>>

@_mokaya0 It was to prove to Russia they have good technology. They used a green screen hapo

@Ryukodd They aren't able to land on the moon now how about 53 years ago

On the issue of the moon landing I am with the conspiracy theorists. Why has it taken us half a century to get back there?

And for the lady, perhaps a man who means what he says.

@cherrrotich Hapo the mall ku calculate many ways not to die 😭 .

Westlands looks so bad. From outside Sarit, hawkers & street vendors everywhere. The stretch from Kempinski all the way to James Gichuru is a mess. Yuck. How can we live like this? Kenyans hate nice things. 🤮 besides a dysfunctional government, we are also the problem.

@254_icon She lived and is still living the life

Ray C became a star, fell off, got lost in the drugs in Ngara for years, went back to TZ, reshaped her life, went to Germany, got married and a family now she just cooks for them and have fun.

@realgugo Close enough... Rabbids Invasion

our brain rot probably started with sanjay and craig.

biggest reason to get married is to always have someone to travel with and go on side quests with (personally)

Ananiwacha on delivered and I take that opportunity to deliver my self to another man