Tea ☕️

do any beautiful women wanna boss me around and call me a good boy

@Mewwniis you are very beautiful depsite your skin being mean, but i hope it starts being nicer to you soon

@Transgen_Deer this implies that Garfield just wants love despite the monster everyone sees him as, which i mean…

contrary to popular belief- garfield is actually the name of the man, the cat is garfield’s monster

@LiveLavL0ve i was gonna suggest saying We in place of I sometimes but i also realized thats just what i do sometimes so im not really sure if that would actually be what yr looking for but i thought id share anyways

There should be something between "I" and "we"

@evilgirl real

i’m ngl i do not actually know how to flirt

@feralhousepuppy in many ways i look up to your abilities

@SSSmallTea it’s hard work but an honest living

the most fun you can have on this website is shitposting specifically for like one or two beautiful women

@karawhy_ yea but thats because you view me as a human being probably

@SSSmallTea true but honestly your text posts are more fun to me

the most fun a girl can have is posting on an account with 200k followers that highkirkenuinely just want her to shut the fuck up and be masturbation material for them again

@feralhousepuppy yr something of a professional at this

@SSSmallTea oh don’t i know it

@izbot_ at least you were compensated !!!

@SSSmallTea i had to read thru a reddit thread as part of my job today lmao

Finding out that most of my following on here is reddit. Kinda awkward guys. Stop doing that. Its embarrassing. Your family wants you to get help

@turnintoabat very...

@SSSmallTea Real

@chachamyeon Unfortunately 🥲

@SSSmallTea REAL

@sophistsdismay no fr like wow i seem to be trying to get a lot of easy dopamine this morning. probably nothing 🙂

@SSSmallTea oh my god this has been me so many times 😭

@mrgameandshart you’re different

@SSSmallTea I actually like when the cute girl is silly and talks about things!!

@bugfleur yea, alright !!

sure, ok!

none of you understand what its like to actually just be a dog

convincing myself that me having two nose piercings has actually made me better at smelling because it increased the surface area of my nostrils. will be testing this theory by getting a third maybe

none of you understand the depths of my comedic genius

theory crafting a theory

@vampysweetheart inch resting

CNC :3