Sam Kiura

@chasedownleads Crappy story.....

Had dinner with a handsome trillionaire last night He paid for our $100 meal But he did something genius He tipped negative 300% Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry “I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her. “I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.” Turns out, he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level!

@ShibraAwan Diabetes

@jumaf3 The man offered to pay off the loan TWICE....@eadb refused.....come on

Beyond Sympathy and Politics: The Hard Lessons in the Raphael Tuju Debt Dispute. I also learnt that you can borrow money from a bank, then use the system to want to avoid paying, with time, the lender goes cold and you think they have forgotten... Then they come. sokodirectory.com/2026/03/beyond…

@IsmaelKipk1623 @georgediano Na sii hapo umecheza rough?

@georgediano A reminder to him! Men were made to create family not to join a family. Mbwa yeye . We advise him to PUT STONEE...!

Another fine morning to address members of the Mumu Men Association. Meet Ayuma from Butere,, born out of wedlock but later life upgraded her with a stepdad on a lifetime subscription. The man didn’t just step up, he took over completely. He paid her School fees UpTo the university, bought clothes for her, ensured daughter of Agrippina ate healthy food that boosted mafrrrrrrmbanya,,, our boy did everything for the stepdaughter. The mumu man was basically running a one-man NGO called Operation Raise Another Man’s Cumzigo. Fast forward to last week, wedding bells ringing. Daughter of Agrippina decided to tie the knot with the love of her life. Suddenly, madam remembers she has a biological father stored somewhere in the archives of history. Out of nowhere, she insists that ONLY the biological father will hand her over. That decision landed in the house like a hot siilap from Kidero. The stepdad who has been doing everything since Kapenguria six was just there, stunned, seeing with his mouth wide open. The mother also refused that script immediately. But daughter of Agrippina was determined like a politician during campaign season. She went out, traced the biological father, dusted him off, and assigned him the VIP role of the century pale mbele kwa meza ya wafalme. On the wedding day, the Stepdad refused to show up due to embarrassment. The Mother almost skipped too, trying to save her own marriage from going down the drain. But she showed up later in the afternoon, leading the wedding timetable to be delayed. As if that wasn't enough, the Mumu man who stepped up discovered on the wedding day that the Dowry was taken to the biological father. The man who raised her from zero to bride level was left looking like a spectator in his own project. Years of investment was wiped like chalk on a blackboard. While walimwengu were eating Minofu & that rice that cooks one one, our boy was somewhere seeing marudurudu as he eats premium Dust. Ayuma is now happily married in Shibuli, Kakamega. And our brother Bernard is Currently circumnavigating through the corridors of The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science Technology (K-DUST) where Dust reigns supreme,, begging the VC to consider him for a scholarship in the January intake which is currently ongoing. Another reason to leave single mothers at their father's compounds. In fact, pass her like you have not seen anything. If you choose to step up, just know this life has no refund policy. I'll leave y'all with a Sikhendu proverb that says: Simps and Dust are Joined at the hip despite their mutual contempt. Omera PUT STONE,, PUT STONE. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa.🥲

@MrPitbull07 She paid for the extra seat. End of story...

A flight turned tense after a disagreement between two passengers over an extra seat. According to the account shared online, a plus-size traveler had intentionally purchased two seats for the flight. She explained that she wanted enough space to sit comfortably and avoid making other passengers uncomfortable during the journey. But during boarding, the situation quickly changed. A mother traveling with a toddler approached the woman and asked if the child could use the empty seat next to her. The traveler declined, explaining that she had paid for the seat specifically for extra space. The conversation escalated. The mother reportedly complained to a flight attendant, arguing that the seat could be used by her child instead. The passenger then showed both of her boarding passes, proving she had purchased and reserved the extra seat. In the end, the airline allowed the woman to keep the seat she paid for. The toddler was expected to sit on the parent’s lap, which is a common arrangement permitted for very young children on flights. Despite the resolution, the woman later said she felt uncomfortable for the rest of the flight, claiming she received disapproving looks and passive-aggressive comments from other passengers. When the story spread online, it sparked debate. Some people argued that since she paid for the seat, she had every right to keep it. Others believed she should have given it up for the child. The moment turned into another viral discussion about airline etiquette, personal space, and whether paying for something automatically settles the debate.

@HarrysonOjiambo Ulirudisha pesa za wenyewe wewe?

"Two imperfect people struggling very hard to thrive as a couple in a world where everybody is perfect😁" 📍Mombasa

@KaberiaCommoner Huyu anafanya nini na police radio? Is he a cop?

Let me tell you about the children of the Kenyan presidents. Uhuru Kenyatta the son of Jomo alisomea UK. Gideon Moi amejua kiswahili juzi. His entire education is western based. Then Kuna kijana ya Moi alidnya tourist alafu akaua. Then we had Kibaki's daughter who brought drug Lords Artur Margaryan and Artur Sargasyan to Kenya. Then we had Uhuru Kenyatta's sons who couldn't even say "Habari yenu" juu wamesomea mayolo. Sasa hapa vijana ya Kasongo wanaenda ata Vasha bana. All Ruto's children are educated in Kenya. Ruto's children are more Kenyan than all other children of the Kenyan presidents. I am not approving Ruto's policies. I just want us to be fair in our judgements. Anyway, that doesn't mean Ruto isn't a looter!

@LizNivah @jumaf3 Eugene was just chilling bana....then kaboom!

@jumaf3 And why does he always attack Eugene even when he has done nothing wrong to him? Yeye si atukanane na wamunyoro huko, aachane na Eugene.

It was unfair for President William Ruto to make fun of Eugine Wamalwa's "impotence"... That was unfair... They say a man might be low, annoy you, but never attack his "biological performance." Even as a woman, the day you tell your husband ati, "Hata hauwezi, huna nguvu, unahema, unamwaga befire uanze,' you have lost that man. Hapa nayo Ruto hata kama ameamua, si poa. 😆

@Kimeto017 @jumaf3 Yep.....as infertile as a burro....dude be firing blanks the whole time....but still, it's not manly to attack someone in that manner....

@jumaf3 I never heard of anything like that, so Eugene is an impotent? , I didn't know.

@dexterbrian_ @jumaf3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jumaf3 Saprano anaingiliwa daily, from corner to corner but he never complains. Ama kuwa na soprano is not a weakness

@atensnut Is she coming or going 😎

Is her butt in the front?

@Samk372 @AokoOtieno_ @YoungwiseElder1 They go low, we go lower au sio🤣🤣

@AokoOtieno_ @YoungwiseElder1 Yes alisema kama utakuja vibaya ata yy atakuja vibaya

Which is a FACT! Fred is civilized but si ati hawezi rusha kombora He has just chosen to stick to issues SDA elder hapendi siasa za kitoto But if it is dirt, akona file mzima on Ruto

@KyaloIntel I paid 60 bob twice....was politely told it will be refunded....am still waiting....but when the situation is reversed, these guys can even kill you...

So, there I was, minding my business and boarding Lopha Fleet 212. I decided to be a digital citizen and pay via M-Pesa. But as fate (and my shaky fingers) would have it, I accidentally sent a double payment. ​I don’t know if it was the heat or the spirit of generosity, but I basically gave the conductor a "buy-one-get-one-free" deal on my own fare. ​I quickly signaled the conductor. He looked at me with the eyes of a saint and spoke in the soothing, melodic voice of Angel Gabriel: ​"Usijali boss, hiyo ni ndogo. Nitakurudishia change tukifika mbele." ​Lies. Pure, unadulterated, cinematic lies. ​The matatu was rattling down the road like it was auditioning for Fast & Furious: Kasarani Drift. Music was blasting at a volume that could raise the dead, and passengers were squeezed together like files in a government registry. Through it all, I sat there, calculating what that 40 Bob could buy. Two Mandazi? A tropical sweet? My dignity? ​Then we reached TRM. ​Suddenly, the conductor developed a clinical case of Instant Selective Amnesia. Our previous agreement? Deleted from his system. My 40 Bob? Vanished into the Bermuda Triangle of his pockets. ​I contemplated starting a scene. I really did. But the way that matatu was moving, if I tried to jump out to protest, I’d have landed on the tarmac like a dropped sack of potatoes. I saw my life flashing before my eyes: #JusticeForRoderick trending on X while I’m lying there with one shoe. ​So, I chose peace. But let’s be clear: I am petty. My money is clean, and my heart is heavy. ​To the conductor of Lopha Fleet 212: You think you won? That 40 Bob is now a national headline. I’m currently drafting a formal complaint for "Robbery Without Violence (But With Plenty of Vibes)." See you at the office tomorrow. I hope you have a lawyer, because you’re definitely footing the bill for my suit.😅 ​Imagine... 40 Bob gone just like that, na hii jua yote? My ancestors are not happy.

@LynFrancis_254 Yuck 🤢

Please hide and post for me! I'm so heartbroken, can you imagine. I was going through my husband of 15 years' phone yesterday and suddenly found myself on his WhatsApp. I was attracted by a message that popped up from him best friend david whom they've known each other longer than me. He sent a message saying "i can't get over what you did to me yesterday " . I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me then i quickly ran to their chat. I found many heartfelt messages and weird pictures of them together including this one. This one is a bit decent cause they're covered up. I saw pictures of them kîssing, doing everything lovers can do together. I couldn't hold myself, i confronted him. Instead he blamed me for going through his phone and beat me up thoroughly. I'm in hospital! As if it's not enough, he sent me a message asking for a divorce. Mind you we have 3 kids, a home we've built for the last 15 years. It doesn't stop there. He's a pastor at church! Should i try to talk to him back to his senses?

@OnlyNaaman @C_NyaKundiH U sound so smart....

@SamKiura @C_NyaKundiH Writing ‘we’ is what people do when they have no argument, they borrow imaginary crowds to sound less stupid.

Breaking: There are reports that top Kenyan politicians who looted Kenyan taxpayers’ money are in full panic and are now trying to broker a deal for the current US-Iran-Israel situation to cool down, after some of their multibillion-shilling properties were reportedly damaged by Iranian missile and drone attacks. The property market in the United Arab Emirates is also said to have lost almost 60% of its value overnight. Iran is believed to be aware of this and is escalating attacks to pile pressure on leaders who looted public wealth and invested it abroad.

@HarrysonOjiambo Uli lips deni fala hii?

Done with church, heading for a quick two hour flight then back home for our customary sunday night dinner.

@EmekaAmakeze So, will u confess to your noisy parker behaviour??

My sister has been married for 5 years. Perfect home. Peaceful marriage. A beautiful baby. Her husband? Quiet, responsible, the “ideal man.” She adored him. Then I went to stay with them for a holiday. Everything was normal… until one night at 10PM. There was no electricity. My sister and the baby were asleep. My brother-in-law was in the living room working on his laptop. After a while he called my name. “Are you still awake?” I said yes. He asked if I could help warm his food in the kitchen. He unlocked his phone, turned on the flashlight and handed it to me. I walked into the dark kitchen with it. Then a Facebook message popped up. I should have ignored it. But the message preview looked… too personal. My heart started beating fast. Curiosity won. I opened the chat. What I saw made my stomach twist. Romantic messages. Flirting. Intimate conversations. My sister’s “perfect husband” was cheating. And my sister had just had his baby. I was furious. But anger wasn’t enough. I needed proof. So while the food was heating, I quietly took his phone to my room and recorded the entire conversation with my own phone. Every message. Every flirt. Every lie. Then I returned the phone like nothing happened. The next morning, when he left for work, I showed my sister the video. Her face changed instantly. She didn’t scream. She didn’t cry. She just took my phone… and walked away. That night I heard them fighting in their bedroom. Days passed. Then something happened that I didn’t see coming. My sister decided to get revenge. She slept with her ex-boyfriend. A few days later my brother-in-law came home looking destroyed. Like someone had shattered his world. He confronted my sister with indecent photos of her and the ex. The ex had sent them to him with a message: “She still belongs to me, old fool.” My sister didn’t deny it. Instead she said: “You cheated on me first. So don’t complain.” But my brother-in-law looked completely confused. He swore he never cheated. None of us believed him. The argument escalated. He said he was done with the marriage and told my sister to leave his house. By the next day both families were sitting in the living room trying to understand what happened. My sister showed them the video proof I recorded from his phone. The romantic chats. The flirting. The “side chick.” Everyone stared at my brother-in-law. He looked at the messages carefully. Then he slowly raised his head. And said something that froze the room. “Those aren’t my messages.” Silence. He explained. His younger brother had visited recently. Their baby accidentally dropped the younger brother’s phone in water. So the younger brother logged into his own Facebook on my brother-in-law’s phone. And forgot to log out. My brother-in-law opened his Facebook app and showed everyone his real account. Then my sister opened the girl’s Facebook page. My in-laws looked at it. And instantly recognized her. She wasn’t my brother-in-law’s side chick. She was their younger son’s girlfriend. The room went dead silent.

@Pettikim @NytoP2PMwangi Ur right 110%

@NytoP2PMwangi Firstly, EADB acted in bad faith by failing to release balance of loan for development but iñstead paid for land directly to sellers only. Secondly, refusing a buyout by KCB is mischievous and I wonder why courts didn't see this as malice afterthought. I stand with Tuju.

I think many people are not fully understanding Raphael Tuju's case. Before I repost, here's a blow-by-blow account of the case as explained by a reputable lawyer! Here's a simple analogy that everyone can relate to: Imagine you sit down with your very rich uncle, who agrees to help you start an Uber business. The agreement is this: It's a loan. You raise 30% of the car's value yourself, then he pays the remaining 70%. After that, he will also help you cover insurance, vehicle inspection, driving license, and other required certifications so you can start operating. Your uncle buys the car and hands it over to you. But then he refuses to follow through on the rest of the agreement, he won't pay for the insurance, inspection, driving license, or other certifications. Now the car is sitting at home, unused and unable to earn money. As days pass, you technically default on the loan because you can't repay it without running the business. You then approach a rich friend who offers to buy the car outright and pay off your uncle in full. But your uncle refuses the offer. Instead, he sends auctioneers to repossess the car. You rush to court for help, but the court refuses to listen or assist you! ######################### Now Here is The Case! The case involving Raphael Tuju and the East African Development Bank (EADB) is a long-running debt dispute from a 2015 loan. It is not simply about failing to repay a loan. Tuju's company, Dari Limited, borrowed money from EADB to buy and develop prime properties in Karen, Nairobi. These include a 20-acre land called Entim Sidai (with plans for luxury bungalows) and a historic bungalow built by Scottish missionary Dr. Albert Patterson (now a high-end restaurant like Tamarind Karen and Dari Business Park). Blow by Blow accounts!!! 1. How the bank handled the money for buying the property The loan included funds to purchase the historic property from a Scottish family (linked to Dr. Albert Patterson's estate). Instead of giving the money directly to Tuju or his company, EADB paid the sellers directly. This is called direct disbursement. - In practice, this gave the bank strong control over the deal right away. The property became security (collateral) for the loan immediately after payment. - This is a standard banking practice in some secured loans to reduce risk, but it has been part of Tuju's arguments about the nature of the transaction. 2. The main loan problem and why the project stopped The loan agreement covered both buying the land and funding construction/development (reportedly around Ksh 297 million or more for parts of the project, like building high-end bungalows). - EADB provided funds for the land purchase but did not release the full amount needed for construction. - The project stalled because of this lack of development funds. Tuju's side argues this made it impossible for them to complete the work, generate income, and repay the loan, a situation sometimes called a "breach" by the lender under contract law (where one party prevents the other from fulfilling their side). - Courts (including in the UK and Kenya) have not accepted this as excusing the default, and ruled the debt must be repaid. 3. Attempt to pay off the loan early using another bank When the project failed and the loan went into default, Tuju tried to settle the full debt. He arranged for KCB Bank to step in and pay off EADB completely (a "buyout" or redemption). - EADB reportedly rejected this offer and did not provide a redemption statement (a document showing the exact amount owed to clear the loan). - This refusal has been raised as evidence of unwillingness to accept repayment, though courts have allowed the bank to proceed with recovery instead…1/2

@Dec_lass_fied @NytoP2PMwangi Ok....what about the fact they refused to disburse the 900m for the project?

@NytoP2PMwangi Banks don't operate like shylocks, when a loan is disbursed it becomes payable the following month and the first installment is expected unless you negotiate for a moratorium. Once the bank paid for the land, the first and subsequent installments became due.

@Mulfs_Ke @NytoP2PMwangi @EADB_Official behaviour in this case reminds me of those Shylocks who disappear when u go pay the last installment of your loan so that they can auction your car....

There's more than meets the eye in this entire mess. The fact that all courts, local and foreign favour the bank is proof of this. From a layman's perspective, this is an open and shut case of sabotage by the bank, but the judicial system doesn't seem to agree. Why? It may be that there was a clear and blatant breach from Tuju's side since all this happened during Jubilee's tenure, when he was a CS. We all know how powerful politicians behave, thinking that they are above the law🤔