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Sam ☠️
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This is nice...but finding this is your man's pockets is even better 👌👌
Free money
cutie🗨@florish798144
Guys do you also forget money in your pockets, the best feeling ever😭😭😆😆
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@pmcafrica Once you over head and end up skimming the head cheaper solution is double gasket
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#countryDuty
Just in & Breaking News:
The SAPS Madlanga Task Team has raided suspended SAPS organised Crime Head, #RichardShibiri house
They’ve confiscated his firearms
#MadlangaCommission
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This desperation from ACTION SA needs to be studied at Limpopo college, ayikho lento 😫😫🙌🏾🙌🏾
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The the day March and March comrades catch you
You’ll have lot of explaining to do 😭😭😭
🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦@Phislash
My short bestie owuskwiza wenu 🥹
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You better carry your ID everywhere you go mf kushubile.
🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦@Phislash
My short bestie owuskwiza wenu 🥹
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@StHonorable @Mutwanamba_SA @Julius_S_Malema @Sinawo_Thambo Translator? Even Jacob Zuma as a president was not hiring translators when making speaches in venda. Because Venda people knew their president was zulu speaking and can only speak to them in english.
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@Mutwanamba_SA @Julius_S_Malema @Sinawo_Thambo She's stupid to the core, she should have employed the services of a translator. Clearly, she's the most disorganized ANC crook. She left her house not knowing who's her audience.
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Protesters in Voslorus demanded minister Khumbudzo Ntshavheni to speak in isiZulu, she told them she can't speak Zulu, they then disrupted her. This is exactly the reason why South Africans were attacked and killed in 2008 xenophobic attacks!
cc: @Julius_S_Malema @Sinawo_Thambo
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Nna asanka ka kwa even a single dietitian a re le ska ja bogobe.🤭
South African Food-Based Dietary Guidelines clearly say starchy foods should form the base of every meal , and that includes pap. 🤗
Sam ☠️@Sam_pkg
@DietitianMoloko From today no more stories, le di dietitians ba ja bogobe
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@DietitianMoloko From today no more stories, le di dietitians ba ja bogobe
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Pedi girls an hour after eating prawns and salad 😬
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@VillageGuluva I hope makoti doesnt hear them. Jiki jiki your wife doesnt want to visit with you anymore
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Custard ya makoti. She made Custard for her mother in law in Limpopo. 🙆♂️🙆♂️😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SizweDhlomo Is a strategy, no bail application until monday so you habe enough time to think about which gang you joining
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lol! Every Friday, ziyasha!
Modibe Vladimir Modiba@mmodiba10
BREAKING NEWS 🔥🔥 There’s a WARRANT OF ARREST that has been issued for Brown Mogotsi. Developing Story..
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@MandiiSithole Almost sent your rent money to the wrong person, you still need it?
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You guyssssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Never go through a man’s phone.
Oghenerukevwe@dr_rhookie
I said the easiest yes to the absolute love of my life ❤️
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We drinking coffee, gwa tonya Satan for corona Yoh. Koo tlhalletse tsona tse
Teflon Don@AntonyNgele
What are y'all drinking bo satan
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My friend: "please send me R250"
Me : "Okay, send me your account number"
My friend: "Please do a cash send, don't have my card with me"
Me: "Bro I bank with Discovery Bank, we don't do those around here, we sophisticated"
Discovery Bank has saved me so much money 😭😭🤣🤣
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@BETTERSA_ Seema was bought from another PSL team, you think he would have agreed to sign for a "not taken serious" salary? Its banter for the blue tick we understand
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You would think it is just banter, but Pirates does not take its players serious man 😫
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