Samuel

@5starbarber_1 Go island you go see Cybertruck if na wetin you wan see

I don dey Lagos for over 1 hour now, I never see one single GLE😒

@samueloriola2 @unstoppableszn What’s the essence of playing in the first place

@unstoppableszn Na why dem call am gamble and you will only lose like 500k

Split ₦3M into 3: ₦1M — Arsenal win ₦1M — Atletico win ₦1M — Draw No matter what happens, one must land 💰

@stoicInvictusX @5starbarber_1 Computer village

@5starbarber_1 looks like Uyo

Today was my first day in Lagos. Funny how I heard 3 different people call my name ‘5STAR’ today 😭❤️

@boy_director Money

What’s better than money?

@Abu_Jawaadd Law

Which departments have students who behave like they have already made it in life?😂😂😂💔

@just_favvyy Here I am

To see man wey no dey drink this gin na by connection😂💔😭

@olugbade_r27597 @samo_skey Like

@samo_skey U dey mad, you no use ikorodu, mushin, or ikotun as Ur location... Na surulere u see. Wayrey ni yin sir😄

I manage a small block of four flats in Surulere for my landlord, who relocated to Canada. My job is simple: collect the rent, fix the pumping machine when it spoils, and make sure nobody causes trouble in the compound. Last month, a new tenant moved into the top floor. He was a very quiet guy. He paid a year's rent upfront in cash and hardly ever came outside during the day. But at night, the problem started. Every single night, exactly around 2 AM, I would hear a heavy, scraping sound coming from his flat. It sounded like somebody dragging a very heavy sack of rice across the floor tiles. It would stop, and then start again. It gave me a very bad feeling. I started thinking maybe he was doing something illegal, or maybe hiding stolen goods. Last night, I couldn't sleep. The dragging sound was louder than usual. I decided I had to find out what was going on.

@04ourthapostle @silverpenydr Real one, X the most common variable

@Samogun02 @silverpenydr You really find X wella for school oo😅

I'm a number.Multiply me by 2 and add 12. You get 30. What number am I?

@toppin___ When no be say water enter una house

The amount of people that will be at Dugbe, iwo road and challenge for phone repair from tomorrow will maddd😂😂😂😂

@Wizarab10 @Tunde_OD @David_5019 Real Omo Ale

@Tunde_OD @David_5019 Poverty na bastard

Those are some of the boys from Oshodi underbridge by the way😊 Forming fine boy now

@iamnasboi Don’t give up, better days are coming

You don follow us they hustle X money. Lol funny people. Na the money be this… Mtcheeeew

Roche Nigeria Graduate Internship Program 2026 is OPEN (Innovation & Sustainability) A 12-month paid internship for science graduates to gain hands-on experience in healthcare, lab operations, and sustainability projects within a global pharmaceutical company. Location: Abuja, Nigeria Requirements: – BSc (or currently studying) in Medical Lab Science, Biochemistry, Pharmacy, Microbiology, or related – Knowledge of lab processes (DNA extraction, testing workflows) – Understanding of sample handling and logistics – Basic Excel and data tracking skills – Strong communication and teamwork – Detail-oriented and willing to learn What you’ll be doing: – Support sample collection, testing workflows, and lab processes – Assist in training and healthcare coordination – Track data, reagents, and lab performance – Work with clinicians, labs, and health partners What you get: – Fully sponsored programme – 12-month paid internship – Hands-on experience in pharma and healthcare – Exposure to global health projects Apply: jobs.revicemycv.com/job/roche-nige… Deadline: Not specified (Apply early) Tip: For roles like this, your CV must clearly show lab skills and relevant experience. Improve yours via revicemycv.com or tailor it specifically for this role here: revicemycv.com/cv-tailor Know someone who should apply? Share this

@sammybasic Science Math

Can you read this?

@Black_Nino7 @itohan_olat 🤣🤣🤣

@itohan_olat My papa almost use am kill me, both morning and night, car wash owners nor see he money chop I dey wash car like say I dey pay am debt 😂

I saw this video and i remember when my dad used to make us wash his car as a chore every morning growing up. We even had to learn how to change tyres and check brake oil. I was just about 15/16 then and i am not lying guys😂😂😂 Then fast forward to when i started dating my husband, one morning i woke up early, cleaned his car, and was checking his oil gauge when he woke up and saw me. He warned me seriously never to do that again😂😂 that i had no business washing his car. He said some people will do that for him but definitely not me. Truth is, i didn't see it as a sign to impress him, i just had gotten used to the fact that it had become a chore to me.😂😂 Do we still have people here who wash their cars by themselves every morning?🤔

@max_benlien Indeed God can be trusted

I almost had an heart attack checking my result but God came through for me, please what Uni can I enter with this Jamb Result?🥹

@1rich_nation @LogikbetX 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LogikbetX No be only you ooo 😢😂 😂

1 goal

@LogikbetX Devil catch am today 🤔🤔

@Yoga_Queen01 Na lock you say we wish you, hope ur plan is not to compete with the year of tenure jamb registrar is using

7th Jamb writing. Done & dusten. May we not wrote again next year 💔🥲 Wish me lock!

@chularh @only1bangerlee You sure say no be engine oil you give am drink

Bought fuel at omo elepo Filling Station today. He looks hungry, so I bought him zobo. Let's get the hustle started 💪