Sarahtonin (she/her)

Ontario minimum wage in 1985 was $4/hr, and the average cost of a home in Toronto was $109 094. That is 27 273.5 hours’ worth of work without deductions taxes etc. Minimum wage is now $15.5 and the average cost of a home in Toronto is $1 269 900, the equivalent of 81 929 hours.

Went to the new Freshco w my partner today and we were both giddy with excitement to check it out. This is adulthood. I am an adult.

At the point in the summer where idk what day of the week it is, just the time I have to be at work tomorrow.

Thinking about the time my boyfriend said we needed a new vacuum because ours lost suction and was saying bag full when it was a brand new one. Took it apart & he’d sucked up a 2p coin.

Getting a stone chip in my windshield ☹️ Finding out it’s 100% covered by insurance & is considered no-fault so it won’t affect my rates 😁

Summertime is weird bc I don’t know what day it is, but I do know if and when I work tomorrow.

@apple make the next Face ID update notice when I’m not wearing my glasses and dial up the font size automatically pls

Wild how Freud used to say you should do coke about your psychiatric troubles and we all agree that’s a terrible idea now, but if you have ADHD today your doctor will look you in the eye and prescribe you amphetamines 😅

I don’t want to contribute to society I want to eat grated cheese with my hands

Having another one of those phases where I’m obsessed with pineapple and eat it until my tongue hurts 🥲

About a month ago a little girl approached me in the dollar store and told me I’m very pretty I’m still riding that high

OhohoHO that’s the STUFF -me, getting into my bed after work at 5:30pm

Normalize saying I love you to your friends. It’s very nice.

Personally offended when my mama declines my calls

The little Reese’s cups in the moose tracks ice cream 😩

My boyfriend made coffee and breakfast for both of us today. The dishes are being cleaned in the dishwasher. I am living in luxury.

Cannot believe how much my quality of life has been improved by having a dishwasher

Highkey miss polishing my boots for cadets sometimes, it was so satisfying and also kind of meditative?

I’ve figured out how to make the pickled ginger that comes with sushi and I am absolutely ecstatic

@BarbaraKJanik I pay enough taxes now for other people to have food and healthcare.

Are you willing to pay more taxes so other people can have food and heathcare?

I love texting updates on people we used to know to my friends who have moved away like buzz buzz doofus guess who’s having a baby