Shadows - @ 2026 FFXIV Fanfest
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Shadows - @ 2026 FFXIV Fanfest
@ScorchFiend
He/Him. Lord of Darkness, Cosplayer, Gamer, Hunter Main, scrub Duelist, DnD newbie https://t.co/0RHcmmLB5F

#wolqotd / #wolquestion Is your wol / oc grumpy when they are tired? Not someone you wanna interact with until they wake up? Or are they something different?




The narrative and thematic importance of Zenos is so obvious that it feels like being hit over the head with a brick, but people SOMEHOW manage to keep downplaying his importance to not only Endwalker, but FFXIVs entire overarching narrative.

Dick size ranking for my wols/NPCs I ship them with: 1.) Zenos (Zenos) 2.) Post-Hogg Estinien (7.5ish) 3.) Haurchefant (7ish) 4.) Pre-Hogg Estinien & Emet-Selch (6.5ish) 5.) Urianger & Coconut (6ish) 6.) Thancred & K'oto (5ish) 7.) G'raha & Erenville (4ish) 8.) Adem (3.5ish)





💥NEW: Geraldo Rivera says Adam Mockler was "D*CK" to @ScottJenningsKY before he snapped💥 "Chris, the kid was a d*ck ... he was really being a d*ck. Shut up. Go out and get some life experience." "There was a freshness about it."

Zenos is 9.5 heads tall. This puts him at around 7.5 feet. His head is roughly 7 - 8 inches wide given his size. His shoulders are almost three heads wide or almost two feet across. His chest is 2.5 heads thick which gives him a chest diameter of 56 inches.





The narrative and thematic importance of Zenos is so obvious that it feels like being hit over the head with a brick, but people SOMEHOW manage to keep downplaying his importance to not only Endwalker, but FFXIVs entire overarching narrative.






















