Scott’s Emulsion 🍊💊

🚨 Nicolas Jackson will return to Chelsea in June as FC Bayern are NOT triggering €65m buy option clause. Bayern director Eberl confirms the decision to ZDF — as reported since January. ❌ Chelsea and Jackson’s camp will assess his future with possible new move in the summer.

I don’t want to be the one to have to say it but ingathi izobanda le winter.

Brighton (A) next.

COYG!!!!

Me: are we getting visuals for Sweatshop Freestyle? A-Reece when I ask him:

Do you guys warm your engines before driving off or you just start your car and go about your drive?

Where’s the video of that City fan drinking Arsenal fans tears?

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Mike Tyson totally forgot he was talking to a kid when he said that 😭