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@VitiVittore You get one savescum a run and his shield gives you visual feedback that you’re doing damage to it

@AlchemistDoodle @crystalBarbasol In what part of his description tells me that it has an attack that will instakill one of my cats if I bring him down to 50% HP without breaking his shield first. Why would I assume that I have to keep hitting him on the shield when the damage says "blocked" to avoid this

mewgenics design philosophy

@ashveilburger Isaac

gun to your head name a non-binary character

Idk why but the Mario Universe is stuck in my head #Rosalina

I have seen some insane things happen in this game over my time, but this one has to be the craziest LMFAO

I miss the sound of your voice inside my head tonight

PSA TO ANYONE IN AMERICA: IF YOU ARE DRIVING ON I-70 THROUGH KANSAS, DO NOT STOP AT THE SUBWAY IN COLBY. I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE WORST DIARRHEA OF MY LIFE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

When I offer to pay for bro's food and he starts using words like "large", "double" & "extra"

have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow

Chappel roan when that little girl looked at her

Chappell Roan right now

@jiffy_draws Is that Neko sugar girls

Tumblr lied to us #funnybunny

Easy Dodges 🗿🍷

@_claypot THANK YOU If galaxy had better controls it would be an S tier Mario game

i did not realize how good mario 64's controls generally are until i played galaxy again

Sly Cooper sketch

@puppydog_gaming This is why I feel the need to take these surveys and give positive feedback smh

How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending