Sean Baker

So THIS is why @hodgman mentioned his beard was in the process of growing back a few days ago. I was waiting to see a new app1e commercial, but this is close enough.

I humbly demand @hodgman to never sing again. It was so off key, I almost ran off the road this morning while listening. 🤣 @janetvarney

@cheddariniii Blue to visualize peace and tranquility 😂

Green to visualize the money

@cheddariniii I love you Cheddar, but my dog is your cousin.

You think I care but I dont

@MilesDavisMoody I could have sworn she was 2 years old just like I swear you're 33!

Please wish Raja a happy 5th birthday! Balloons on da page ❤️🙏❤️

I've had these in my "watch later" playlist since they each aired. I've watched them a million times. When I tell you I be hollering.😂 @TsMadisonatl1

@ShaunT Enjoying this video and waiting for you to recreate the Beyoncé bucking breakdown.

Wait! What’s everyone doing for NYE?

@TsMadisonatl1 We need a rendition of these classics on upcoming PhagTawlks.

@SoTheyCallMeDJ Now, you knew better!!!

Took a laxative last night to clear out my system from all the holiday food I ate with family. Now I’m about to board my flight and the laxative is still doing its big one

@JGtheeNegroid13 @TsMadisonNews1 @TsMadisonatl1 An updated version of "Drawn Together"!!

@TsMadisonNews1 @TsMadisonatl1 Put Maddie in an adult cartoon show. Immediately!!!

@TsMadisonatl1 will always be famous 😂 because what be going through y'all heads.

@TsMadisonatl1 I purposely went in and added your name to the contributing artists section. That's from my personal local collection. I just wanted to make sure I never forgot. 😂

@SeanCBaker Waiiiiit where

Track #2 @TsMadisonatl1

@RoeCity93 DENISE!!!!!!!!! 😂

Hilarious, They said folks are going off on him for wearing this "Ugly" shirt on Jim Fallon. If you don't get the joke you really don't know our culture

These dogs ain't in the garage!! In fact, you're loving on them INSIDE your old house with Ms. Mary!! U love a dog !😂 @TsMadisonatl1 Then you got a puppy in your bosom!! 🐕 I present exhibit images A and B, your honor! 😂 "MY dogs" "MY puppy" youtu.be/f4MVLmrntXM?t=…

@JesseThorn @hodgman Unless Gwen is an uncredited background singer, Who's That Girl is by Eve and not Eve and Gwen Stefani. Eve and Gwen did Let Me Blow Ya Mind in the same year.

@SunnyAnderson Oh, conundrum

If you serve me an espresso martini and there aren't 3 lil lonely coffee beans floating in the center of the frothy top, did you even serve me an espresso martini? This is my culinary conundrum of the day.

@SunnyAnderson And over easy egg should not exist!!

An over easy egg is not very easy to achieve, and an over hard egg is not hard to achieve at all. Let that marinate. This is my culinary musing of the day.

@SunnyAnderson 👀👀👀👀👀

1. Someone wants 2 do what u do 2. They ask 4 advice/help 3. U oblige 4. They get the gig! 5. 1st time u tell em they're wrong, they decide they don't need u or ur friendship (but they took your advice) 6. U later hear they turned into a terror for others 7. You go about ur biz

@SkinCareBully I was literally thinking about her the other day.

She needs to be on snl 😭😭