Viktor ☕

┏━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━┓ THE DEVIL OWNS HEXTECH —————————————— ↳ CEO!DomTop!Jayce × Secretary!SubBot!Viktor ↳ Boss: @CEOJayceTalis ↳ Urgent: SecretaryVik.straw.page ↳ “He hates me." ┗━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━┛

Well, I tried. I bought some.. y'know stuff.. to wear or whatever but I didn't get a chance to show him. He just said he's not 5 and he doesn't need to celebrate his birthday.

@SenpaiJecho We went to dinner last week

@SecretaryVik when was the last time you hung out with them

Friends is... Not the right word, probably. I think Sky has learned to tolerate me, for now. Salo has kind of... Adopted me, I think. He keeps me out of trouble with Mr. Talis.

@SenpaiJecho Heh

@SecretaryVik Welp you got me there Viki

@SenpaiJecho Lily and Doug

@SecretaryVik Name two and Huck doesn't count

@SenpaiJecho Umm yes

@SecretaryVik Do you even have friends?

What is that? A clothing brand?

Ummm.. I don't know. Like the last time we hung up the phone? Or when I left for work this morning?

Thank you! Fellow capricorn, please tell my oomfs that I'm simply trying to advance my career so that my partner and I can stress less later on! I'm not a criminal!

@SenpaiJecho I've never even heard him make a joke??

@SecretaryVik Try laughing at one of his jokes next time. See what happens

What? We're allowed to laugh? When was that patched?

@mor__arch What the flip???

@SecretaryVik Just some seconds ago 🫪🫪 like he even told us being a suck up works 🫪🫪🫪

@SenpaiJecho Me too???

@SecretaryVik I was certain he was a vampire who hated fun

@h_ellafine Well yes

@SecretaryVik bros territorial abt the dih 😭

What strange objects should I bring to Jayce

@CEOJayceTalis I thought you'd like it

@SecretaryVik And it's on my desk because...?

What is this?

@_chaoticbaby_ Should I tuck it into his hair?

@SecretaryVik A flower Even big bad old bosses like to receive flowers 🥹

@h_ellafine I just bought that it's mine???

@SecretaryVik ur dildo

@h_ellafine Next question

@SecretaryVik does ur apartment allow dogs 😭

Guys what do I need for a dog??