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Hell in a Cell except it’s just me working away in my little cubicle

@cheygoulet Happy birthday Chey! I hope that wifey SPOILS you today

Happy 31st Birthday to me 🩷

@hourIyhoroscope always holding space, taurus

they miss you, libra.

@tattedcanadian8 I know the feeling of having to unexpectedly make that decision, stomach cancer a few years ago. Just know she's in a better place and not in pain anymore

@tattedcanadian8 I didn't know you had lost another not too long ago. Jenn, I'm so sorry for your loss 😔

All tweets should be about the moon or at least moon related.

Who me? Just peddling moon pics 🍑

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NASA didn’t spend billions for you not to make this your lock screen

If I haven’t made things awkward yet, give it time

Twitter: a support group for unapproachable people.

You can't fix stupid, but you can try and return it to the store for a full refund.

Lucky for us both, my love language is deep, exasperated sighs

This is no time for rational thought

Every time my mom drops me off at the strip club to hang out. I say “this is where I get off” and we laugh and laugh.

When I die, I hope it’s while going down a water slide

I wonder if my boss would mind if I took the day off for the rest of the year.

Space news is way better than Earth news.

Pay attention in this economy

If I'm ever going to stage a sit in to protest anything you better believe I'm going to do it on a beach with a drink in my hand.