Bossbaby🇰🇪

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@kijana_misa if you're gay sema tu.

Personally, I can't see myself being attracted to a girl built like this.

@ivymuthe but a toilet is one of the most essential amenities...

A beautiful flower growing near a toilet

@omwambaKE he's mentally challenged for sure

This tenant has been urinating in plastic bottles for over 2 years

@jimNjue_ good thing Ruto has a about 12 months remaining then he can leave us alone

I need 30 years to move Kenya from a third world country to a first world country, Ruto now says.

@elonmusk no they won't

Your kids will love this video! Grok Imagine prompt: The kittens with mittens start dancing and singing “we’re kittens with mittens” with joyful, energetic movements and playful expressions.

@Abdi45287360980 @kenyasgossips Jealous of whom? I'm not following

@SelvineBN @kenyasgossips Why are you jealous😂😂😂😂😂

Somali businessman Liban Ahmed Hassan gifts Somali referee Omar Artan $50,000 after he was denied entry to the US to officiate the 2026 World Cup matches.

@Realkangethe nkt..so annoying

I am told this is PS Imbunya introducing her staff, she is the second senior rewarded position after Mudavadi in Vihiga. Ukisikia family members wa Huyu na Musalia wakisema TUTAM walala hoi tukiumia jua wameshiba.

@GeorgeMomanyiM @NairobiExposed @OmariDanstan @OmbetaC @_HEBabuOwino_ @edwinsifuna @MarthaKarua hii sasa ndio crinkum crankum babu alisema 🤣

@NairobiExposed @OmariDanstan, @OmbetaC, @_HEBabuOwino_ , @edwinsifuna, @MarthaKarua Kazi rahisi. The guy lost a living of 2 million stock and was traumatized valued at 5 million. Free money from Carren Nyamu

Jacaranda Bunge La Mwananchi member forced to close down his hotel after Karen Nyamu sent her followers to eat at his kiosk clearing the whole stock and left without paying for the drinks. She’s now vowing to send goons to wipe out what’s left of his kiosk.

@NairobiExposed walai ni poa mtu aki admit crime hapo sasa ndio Danstan Omari Anaingilia😅

CONFIRMED:Whatever Is Being Crafted by Uhuru is Enough to Cook Ruto.

A Kiambu businessman records a county askari who has been soliciting money from local traders.

@muriaso mama Samia suluhu anatoka siaka

This is a proper banter😂😂😂

@MigunaMiguna the man is going on trips just for the sake of trips

How can an African president visit Norway to seek “an operator of a shipping port” and claim that such primitivity “benefits Kenya?” Does the so-called fishing port even exist? This is embarrassing!

@Dr_AustinOmondi ungesema "we black people are" wewe kwanza uko kwenyu nyinyi ndio black promax .

Black people are very destructive. Wherever there are chaos and carnage is where a black man feels most at home.

@fit_ermined kwa keja ya emeritus maraga 😅

Mnawatch wapi World Cup now that hatuna Showmax?

@elonmusk we mzee tupeleke na rada..ni chuo gani izo mna help tuende tutumie free wifi😅

🇰🇪 Starlink helping schools in Kenya 🇰🇪

@RichieHub_ @elonmusk rada 🤣🤣🤣

@elonmusk Elon Musk for President 😁

@MutembeiTV Kenya kweli kuna maneno..

RUTO UMEFANYA VIZURI KUPELEKA HIIYO EBOLA KWA WAKIKUYU USIJARIBU KUILETA KISUMU ANGRY BUNGE MAN!!

@nyaboke378570 @RobertAlai @oloojl Uber ikitoka baas.. that's it..

@RobertAlai @oloojl And that's how hundreds of thousands people will lose their jobs.. 🤔