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@YourPalHeathen If Microsoft treated Halo like Warhammer treats their IP with the same soul and care they get, we'd be golden

If Halo's extraction shooter is anything like Helldivers I'm sold

@RlJSA_AD C:

@SensualShep Pushing you over smh

Biggest turnoff is someone calling their asshole a "shithole" in lewd context 🥀

need something?

@jeanwoof_ I have, a MIGHTY NEED

@Saintversa I miss when Far Cry was a cool 3rd world geo-political survival simulator rather than a Spider-Man with guns power trip experience.

"Military teaches you two things: How to deal with bureaucracy, and how to avoid it." - The jackal, Farcry 2

Women & Weapons: Palmetto State Armory M4 Carbine ft Mathilda White-Tail

Officer Flint from the Horny Police Department

@Phol_69 @FoxyFlak Put on the goggles

MADURO ARREST YCH for YOU and your POOKIE, ONLY FOR 96.69€🔥

lowkey would absoultey love a motorbike one day omg

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@FalconryFinance @Volt_Harbor I can fix him .w.

now return it to goodwill

Lovecraftian cultist lady Ive decided to bring back

@KalShork FURRY SQUID GANG REPORTING IN

Where my motorcycle furries at???

nice ride, pal!

@Volt_Harbor @FoxyFlak

@FoxyFlak @SensualShep foxy fuckhead

Still in a deer mood 😓😓

@Volt_Harbor @FoxyFlak -200 Tesco ration credits enforced by your local sissy constable: effective IMMEDIATELY

.@SebaSleep143 vis DMs

20 dollars? Nah man get me a beer! 🎨@ICARTGEN