Last year I kept saying I was having the worst year of my life (I was), 2026 is like some sort of cruel joke on me
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Shane Haley
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Shane Haley
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Cat Owner • Platypus Denier 🎮🧀🏒 👕•VIP•TM (they/them)
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Been on the waitlist for 6.5 years for a therapist... moved to another country not even 4 weeks ago and i just get a call there's finally someone available.........
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Men hiding the fact that they’re conservative and pursuing liberal women is a form of coercion.
ً@omgsidewalks
Hot take:
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Airport on lockdown, missile sirens actively going off on everyone’s phone… good thing I’m being randomly chosen to swab my hands bc I might do something dangerous I love safety🤪
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Anxiety attack alone in a foreign country wondering if I'm actively making the biggest mistake of my life
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If your friends aren't talking about:
• Shrek
• Shrek 2
• Shrek the Third
• Shrek Forever After
• Shrek the Halls
• Scared Shrekless
• Puss in Boots
• Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
It's time to find new friends.
Miles Deutscher@milesdeutscher
If your friends aren't talking about: • Claude • Perplexity Computer • Openclaw • Fitness • Investing • Ownership • Automated workflows It's time to find new friends.
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Gotta go back NOW
Dexerto@Dexerto
A zebra has gone viral for its lack of stripes in Kruger National Park
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I feel like that annoying kid that studied abroad with how normalized I've gotten to explain American things that I'm *still* doing it while back in the country. I got too accustomed to being the only American 🙃
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Is part of the trans experience just inheritantly questioning your gender / gender expression every 3-6 months
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My birthday ending up the way it is after trying SO hard to NOT have this happen is honestly so predictable after the last year and idk what i expected
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I don’t understand hating people solely because they’re from Israel. You wanna hate Bibi, join the fucking club, but vilifying and harassing every Israeli isn’t advocacy or allyship for Palestinians; it’s exploitation and antisemitism. Period.
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