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i don't understand how someone can come into your life, see your heart is genuine, and still choose to literally destroy you…

I have 3 days off, and I have used a day and a half to sleep already. I will still sleep, though Which kind of wahala be this, I sleep all through my day off most of the time. 😪😪😪

Oh I’m such an “I don’t know person” when I don’t want to talk. You will ask me the most easiest question and my answer will be I don’t know.😭

Who sells quality scrubs and can customize them on this app? Looking for solid colors especially. Once we connect with a good vendor, every nurse here who wears scrubs will get a free unit from me for Nurses Week. My little way of saying thank you. 💙 Who knows any vendors?

@BigYomiii @jesu__tofunmii Same here I feel these are the emergency numbers needed 🤧😂🤲

@jesu__tofunmii @Shay_ron I only know my number My moms, my brothers and my two bank accounts

One guy came to register his sim where I was registering mine and this guy knows his NIN number offhand 😳😳 Not account number , NIN!!!

You ever notice how some people don’t apologize? They just act normal again and expect you to forget.

Between ‘Dear’ and ‘smiles’ I don’t know which one dey vex me pass

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet

I saw a tweet that said, Check on your strong friends. So I messaged mine the one who’s always laughing, always helping everyone. I said, “Girl, you good?” She replied instantly Always. You know me. We joked a bit, then I moved on with my day. Two days later, I got a call. She was gone. Till today, I keep replaying that chat in my head wondering if I should have pushed harder, called instead, or shown up. Because sometimes, “I’m fine” is just a well-practised lie. And the people who seem the strongest are just the best at hiding their pain.

Dear Menstruation, We need to talk. First of all, I respect your consistency. Every month, no fail. You don’t even send a memo,you just show up. That’s commitment. But can we address a few things? 😢 You already take bl00d. Fine, we’ve accepted that part. You already bring cramps that make us question every life choice we’ve ever made. We’ve managed. You already come with fatigue that turns a simple flight of stairs into Mount Everest. We’ve coped. So my question is,why the extra? Why do you always have to announce your arrival by redecorating our faces with pimples? 🥲😢 Is the bl00d not enough announcement? Is the back pain not loud enough? Do you really need to leave souvenirs on our cheeks and chin for the whole world to see? We are already dealing with mood swings, cravings, and the fear of staining white. We are already calculating pad money. Please, can we sign a peace treaty? Take the bl00d, take the cramps if you must, but leave our faces alone. We are managing enough. Let us at least keep our glow. Yours sincerely, Every girl who has checked the mirror and said “God, not again” few days before you arrived. Ladies, what’s the most annoying thing your period does to you apart from cramps? Afoma Aghadi Afomachukwu

One time I went to visit my ex and somehow he convinced me we should start intermittent fasting He said it was healthy. Said I was gaining weight. Even showed me videos for evidence. I believed him. I stayed 3 days. We ate just 3 times This man texted me last night and said: “I was broke then… I didn’t know how to tell you not to come.” 😭😂

Sometimes lying on the floor solves everything. Cramps? Lie on the floor. Bored? Lie on the floor. Depressed? Still the floor.

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC 📣 📣 📣 Start gathering gifts for your nurse friend, sister, brother, mother, father, etc.. Nurses week is around the corner They deserve that little kindness of yours.

My dad cheated on my mother with a lady with one leg shorter than the other one. My mother walked around the house limping, she said maybe that's what he wanted.

people that have good sense of humor>>>>

My phone is always with me, so if you think I’m ignoring you, you’re right. I’m ignoring you.

Patient relative slapped two nurses and a doctor today My highlight : one of the nurses beat hell out of the man In short, we’ve closed down Nobody is attending to anybody for now

We are newly married and my husband doesn’t allow me to wear clothes at night. He said I should not wear anything while sleeping. When I sleep, he prefers to be inside of me as we sleep till morning without doing anything. He won’t let me remove it and he won’t do anything. It must be there. He said he paid a big amount for it. We didn’t date because we were not in the same state. Now married, I moved to his location and this is what I experience every night. If I remove it, he will wake up and put it back. He only removes it when we have intimacy but he doesn’t really like intimacy. He enjoys leaving it inside there. I know it’s too early to complain but I am tired already. He doesn’t let me sleep comfortably because it keeps moving inside me. What should I do? @ chummy 😂🤣🤣 sorry for the laugh but what?😲