Shelley

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

trying to be chill at the function but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks of normal interactions

how it feels to never use chatgpt

How do I cope with negative feelings from being forced to live in Pedophile Hitler World

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

checking twitter really feels like u are microdosing mass psychosis wow

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic LMAOO

Another "No Kings" march with wacky homemade signs should fix all this

I feel like I should announce my presence because exclusively scrolling is so fucking weird and I should probably interact with some thing other than my baby anyway (no tea, no shade, LOVE him sm)

lactose intolerant people when they eat ice cream

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Brutal for insurance to tell the girl who literally tore herself a new asshole that the epidural wasn’t “medically necessary” during childbirth

@JeremeYoung Not you coming after my man Colin

I fucking hate liberals.

Really annoyed that I’m giving birth during the alien invasion but as Jereme points out it would make me a main character so that’s cool