Teenage Realtor

Me when my Spanish teacher in junior year of high school humiliated me in front of the entire class but then got fired a week later for giving students handjobs on a Spanish exchange trip 3 decades ago

I think Ripley started believe it or not for the money

Pondering Diddy’s parties

I’m sorry for having elite movement

I think it’s icky when British people say cunt

Trump and elon are like A Clockwork Orange

I don’t think Kanye was going exceptionally crazy. He lives the life of a schizophrenic person but if all their paranoid delusions were real - constantly being tracked, pursued, extorted, used, shamed, watched, smeared. Extortion or fear of extortion can only have power over you if you have something to hide, and you get your life back by basically “destroying yourself” before anyone else can. Luckily for Kanye this just meant saying words you’re not supposed to say and being transparent about his porn addictions and other unflattering issues in the public square. All of this while also going through the biggest celebrity divorce of our generation. Kanye has always stood up to power in many forms - one could say his entire body of work is about defeating false idols of power in the name of surrendering himself back to the ultimate power of God - and in the last few years, the power that had to be defeated was a culture and media landscape that was addicted to extortion, bullying, and destruction, on both local and distant scales , even of those who did nothing but reveal basic human traits , who have done nothing but their jobs as entertainers, who have given so much to culture and art and communities. Everywhere you turn in recent years has been miserable discourse from unknown agents, a cacophony of people selling eachother shadows and demands with no backing, constantly pocket-checking, surveilling, obsessing, stalking, and feeling so righteous in it. We all got to see that ugly first hand. I don’t think Kanye is or was exceptionally crazy. I think he had to stare in the face of a very real entity trying to kill him every day and tell it to leave him alone. A bully.

That one Scottish dude who you think could be into Chiraqology but you’re too timid to ask

They could have left Diddy’s house

Is what im saying cool

Im gonna save the semester

This dude last name is death

I’m probably just gonna pick a random episode of Joe Rogan to listen to and crumple up a shit ton of paper and try to shoot it in the trash can like a basketball like im back in class and shit

These days a lot of people my age own cameras but you can actually take really good pictures with an iPhone

What if Wilco made a song called I Need a Bitch With a Facecard

Me vs Barbenheimer

Barbenheimer’s revenge

Clavicular and his stream are coming to my town

Charlie Brown I mean Scooby Doo

I had a bad dream about how I found out that Bladee only makes music for the money and not because he enjoys it

I heard somebody said Lacoste fell off