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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·17 Nis

Arguments haven't changed since 1850 (The Law, Frédéric Bastiat)

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·18m

@lascapigliata8 @angelamurphy99 I don't understand why you would want to put that kind of liability onto yourself! I frequently get introduced as a pathologist, & I'm very quick to correct/explain the limitations of my license because I want to make absolutely sure that my input is given the appropriate weight

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la scapigliata@lascapigliata8·2h

I can't believe that we have to do this again, having just spent 15 years arguing with liars over the word "woman", but here we go again: 98% of people in clinical contexts understand "doctor" to mean physician. Noctors must stop lying to patients. Your ego doesn't trump safety.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·25m

@ToddHagopian Missing the best parts! Afroman's only witness was a deputy's ex-wife, a cop cried when they played the song he wrote about her, one was asked if having a receding hairline or being a dipshit was private info& one couldn't say that he knew for sure Afroman hadn't fucked his wife

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Todd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin@ToddHagopian·38m

I’m dying

Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·3h

@BobMurphyEcon Missing the best parts! Afroman's only witness was a deputy's ex-wife, a cop cried when they played the song he wrote about her, one was asked if having a receding hairline or being a dipshit was private info& one couldn't say that he knew for sure Afroman hadn't fucked his wife

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Robert P. Murphy@BobMurphyEcon·5h

you won't believe what happened next

Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·15h

@NotChris404 You might not even notice 😂

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Chris {∜}@NotChris404·15h

@SimpForSowell Spoilers

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·15h

Excuse me I did not just freaking watch Ryland Grace run an unbalanced centrifuge after the movie specifically gave him a bunch of lines showing how much he knows about centrifuges Dumb

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·15h

I think that it could have been a good movie if they had done it more like Apollo 13, instead of the mostly insincere/marvelized tone they went with

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·23h

@MStarry1776 You gotta find out, this trial has been nonstop entertainment 😂

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Felonious Mike@MStarry1776·23h

I don’t know what or who Afroman is.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·23h

@educatedandfree The only witness Afroman called was the deputy's ex wife lol You gotta find the questioning where the defense asks one of the cops if a receding hairline or being a dipshit is a private fact about him I wish I could have been there

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Dissident Teacher@educatedandfree·23h

@SimpForSowell You made me spit out my water.

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Dissident Teacher@educatedandfree·1d

How am I just now hearing of this?! Enjoy, my fellow Americans.

Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·1d

@Tim_The_Sandman @Shadzey1 He just kept talking 😂 "well we met in middle school" If I was his lawyer, I'd be giving him this look

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Tim 🏴‍☠️🏴Decentralize and nullify 🏴🏴‍☠️@Tim_The_Sandman·1d

@SimpForSowell @Shadzey1 I liked the part there the cop said he can't say for sure when asked about AM and his wife

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Shadz@Shadzey1·1d

No way could I ever be a judge cause I’d be howling if this was my courtroom.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·1d

@Tim_The_Sandman @Shadzey1 I need a loop of the cop going "what?" when asked if it was a private fact that he had a receding hairline or was a dipshit

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Tim 🏴‍☠️🏴Decentralize and nullify 🏴🏴‍☠️@Tim_The_Sandman·1d

@Shadzey1 I can't wait to see the whole new album he makes from the court footage and depositions.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·1d

@Zach_Carney16 @MattZeitlin I just did my own art deco tour there last weekend!

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Zach Carney@Zach_Carney16·1d

@MattZeitlin Will never not love Detroit because of the Deco

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Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin·1d

everyone love art deco

lusso@luusssso

I’m 100 percent convinced the Art Deco design of Hoover Dam is America’s greatest ever public project and we’ll probably never come close again

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·1d

@WomanDefiner I lived in Nebraska for 27 years and never heard of a hot beef sundae - the first google hit is the Iowa state fair. I'm surprised they didn't say bull fry or 402's Valentino pizza ice cream

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Paul@WomanDefiner·1d

Lol, This map isn't even close. Wisconsin is the Cannibal Sandwich, and Minnesota is Lutefisk.

Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps

The weirdest foods in each U.S. state

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·1d

@Liberty_Xtreme I hope we get another ep from this trial

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Appalachian Liberty@Liberty_Xtreme·1d

God bless him, he’s a national treasure. Normalize making fun of corrupt cops.

Aaron Day@AaronRDay

This guy is an absolute hero. This type of behavior needs to be normalized.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·1d

10/10 response to every question, I hope we get another ep from this trial

Aaron Day@AaronRDay

This guy is an absolute hero. This type of behavior needs to be normalized.

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Simp For Sowell@SimpForSowell·2d

@factualmama I have, it has been worth it for me but it's better for bigger holes and can be too fiddly for me to bother with for socks

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🎃ImDoneWithYourAntiScienceShit⚡Not Cis🇮🇱💚🤍💜@factualmama·2d

Has anyone I know used one of these looks? Are they any good? I seem to be really good at getting holes in perfectly good garments and frankly, it's starting to annoy me somewhat. #CraftyTwitter