Marshall: โHA! Now you know how it feels!โ
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Simpsons SPFL ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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Simpsons SPFL ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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Scottish Football x The Simpsons ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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McKinlay: "Well now, the appointment of Derek McInnes is imminent. Are there any objections from the rest of the co-owners?"
[Crowd muttering.]
"Probably Ann."
"Yeah, Budge is gonna have some."
"Ann."
"Ann."
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[Barry Ferguson, stalling outside Auchenhowie.]
"Put it in WATP!"
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โBarry, are you wearing brown brogues to impress the board?โ
Ferguson: โDo you think they noticed?โ
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Simpsons SPFL ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๋ฆฌํธ์ํจ
โClimate change? Localised entirely within Dens Park?โ
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๐ฃ๏ธ "This years rainfall is 35% higher than the last 10 years average - that shows the effects of climate change." Dundee club secretary Eric Drysdale admits 'urgent' work is needed on the Dens Park after a fifth call-off this season and the club facing SPFL action โฌ๏ธ
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"It's 'Dignity', Stuart! Gahhh! Don't you even know 'Dignity' when you see it?"
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Desmond: โPeter, Iโm beginning to think that Mark Warburton, Graeme Murty, Pedro Caixinha and Jimmy Nicholl were not the brilliant tacticians I saw Brendan overcome the first time around.โ
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I feel like a proud parent being able to finally retire this tweet.
Simpsons SPFL ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ@SimpsonsSPFL
McInnes: "Honey, you should've seen us against Celtic today, I-...no, but we came so close!"
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โDavid, whatโs the budget looking like for Livingston this season?โ
Martindale: โWell weโve got to pay for hiring the stadium, processing the work permitsโฆyou know, those regular trips to Ibrox I go on - they arenโt free. Whateverโs left, I chuck at the players.โ
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"Inverness-based supporters looking unlikely to make it home after the late finish."
Maxwell: "What, again?! This stupid country."
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"Steve, the fans are getting worried about the alcohol wearing off. When you take the ninety-minute delay into account, and the eighty-four minutes remaining, there's a chance that all the drinking we did in The Shed beforehand will have been for nothing."
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โThese Georgian antics donโt scare us, Scotland have turned up and kicked off against nobody in Tallinn! Weโll survive this.โ
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Maxwell: "Do you think you can get a new shop stocked in time for a game at St Mirren Park tomorrow?"
Needham: "Sure thing, Mr. Lawwell."
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Clarke: "The Georgians were happy to start with this pathetic excuse for a game, and now they want to call it off because they're losing. Well, I say - hard cheese."
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โCome on, Brendan. Win another treble for your old pal Desmond.โ
McGrain: โBut Dermot, last month you called Brendan a treacherous sack of-โฆow.โ
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โBrendan, do you remember the promise you made to the fans?โ
โSure do! As soon as Fulham come calling, Iโm out the door.โ
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โSteve, can I get you a ยฃ10 pint from Osloโs cheapest pub?โ
โNo, I wanna get him a ยฃ10 pint!โ
โGuys, guys - you can each get me a ยฃ10 pint.โ
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Jug: โOoh, you lousy Scots! Shake harder, Erling.โ
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โWhoโs the bearded one?โ
โThatโs Danny McGrain, Brendan.โ
โMcGrain, eh? Hired by Ange?โ
โUhโฆactually, heโs coached here for decades, he played 663 times for your boyhood club, heโs in the Hall of Fame, he featured in one of your most sociopathic lies.โ
โDoesnโt ring a bell.โ
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"You really think it's a good idea to give that lying freak his job back?"
Desmond: "Ah, he seems to know the players' names."
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