Simon Skipsey

@sallythomsett Hi sweetheart, I’ve just read a headline of Keir Starmer saying “I can win the next election”…..that’s about as likely as me playing footy for England in the World Cup at the ripe old age of 48 🤣🤣🤣🤣XXXXXX

@sallythomsett Hi Sal, great to hear hun. How’s your Saturday night going sweetie? 🥂🥃XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 It was great thanks Si🩷XxX🩷

😀Hi darlings😃hope you had a super sleep😄Just wondering, have you ever failed at something you've been dedicating your time to?🏌️‍♀️I took 2 lessons a week with Ken Thom for 2 years in Regents park to at least hit this silly ball🏌️it never happened⛳️sorry if you love it but I think it's the most boring game in the world🏌️‍♀️Fore !!!🏌️‍♂️have a thrilling Thursday💋all my love💋& no balls💋Sally💋XxX💋

@sallythomsett Haha don’t worry hun I won’t be taking a dip 🤣🤣…I hope that I enjoy your film sweetie. Goodnight Sal 😘XXXXX

@Skipsey8 I'm sure you'll be fab Si just don't go into the water darling as it's not the cleanest😱I'm going to have my Alfred Hitchcock night cap sweetie so I'll say goodnight dolly chops😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett Hahaha I’m loving your advice Sal 🤣🤣….obvs the only bum I’ll be able/legally allowed to punch is Marta’s 🤣🤣Hahaha……hopefully when I’m there I won’t start talking a hybrid of Italian/Polish/ French 🙈🙈🤣🤣XXXXX

@Skipsey8 I do love it Si but unfortunately I don't speak it, just pinch their bum honey, they do a lot of that there😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett Haha thanks sweets 😁😁 I need to learn some Italian before I go. I remember u saying how much u love the language XXXXX

@Skipsey8 Phew thank goodness for that, nice move darling😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett 🤣🤣….well I decided to do Venice instead 😁 🤣XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 Well when's the divorce honey?🤣🤣🤣 XxXxX

@sallythomsett Hahaha……🤣🤣XXXXXX

@sallythomsett Hey Sal, u know that I’ve taken Marta to Paris then New York for our anniversary. Then according to Del boys van the next port of call is Peckham 🤣🤣🤣XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 HaHaHa sure is honeybun😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett Phew….thanks sweetheart 😁👍…..it’s a good job I’ve known u so long 😁XXXXX

@Skipsey8 Oh don't worry Si I won't😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett Hahaha….u could most definitely get me “cancelled” / imprisoned if u shared the footage 🤣🤣🤣Hahaha XXXXXXX

@Skipsey8 And so you should be Si😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett 🤣🤣🤣 I’m EXTREMELY worried now Sal 🤣🤣🤣Hahaha XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 AHA Yes I have but where Si?😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett How did u flipping guess that?…I’m sure you’ve got camera’s in my house Sal 🤣🤣🤣Hahaha XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 Yes & Dave's bar Si?😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett Hahaha yeah true but at least u gave it a go hun 🤣🤣🤣 ….are u having a nice glass of dry white wine at the mo Sal? Guess where I am 😁😁🍻🍻🍻🍻XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 🤣🤣🤣 Yes an unsuccessful one Si😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett My pleasure hun 😁😁XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 Thanks babes😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett Hi Sal, how u doing hun? I hope that your Saturday night is sensational 😁😁🥂🥂WOO HOOOO XXXXXXX

@sallythomsett Aww I’m glad that you’re doing well sweetheart….surprisingly im in Dave’s Bar if u fancy joining me for a few drinks and a chat ? I’ve sent u a DM too Sal 😁😁🍻🥂XXXXX

@Skipsey8 Hi Si, All Ok here cherub, how're you doing darling?😘XxX😘

@Gculloty87 Thanks Gav. Hope u have a brilliant weekend mate 😁👍

And Finally #FF To: @LisaMMcGee @siobhni @CarolineCooke19 @hobden_leroy @SiLewis14 @Skipsey8 @Charlottesayshi @sallythomsett @mermhart Hope you all have a fantastic weekend.

@sallythomsett Thanks Sal…..I’ll be there ASAP😁😁XXXXX

@Skipsey8 Course honey😅XxX😅

@sallythomsett Hi hun, hope you’re having a nice day. What did u back on the Grand National? I backed the winner 😁😁🍾🍾WOO HOOOO XXXXX

@sallythomsett Aww bless him 😁😁….ill pop to yours for some drinks then if I may? 😆😆🤣XXXXXX

@Skipsey8 Hair of the dog Si, I've got lots here, Bernie's been groomed😅XxX😅