Aejaz Shaikh

@SZade15 A lady so toxic even her AirPods want out.

Remember how Israel tried to assassinate a journalist on the Lebanese border a few days ago? You don’t see Hezbollah or Iran doing it, do you?

@Worldchang2025 @_Kafka_esque_ @jeffrey_dalyop_ Yes, the last match we played. What happened? Why couldn't we beat a simple 4 man press, that wasn't even chasing the goalkeeper, more closing the lanes to the midfield? Trophy on the line, so even more of a reason to pass quickly.

@SolidShaikh @_Kafka_esque_ @jeffrey_dalyop_ bruh just a match ?? come on be real fella

Arteta won. Pep's teacher just confirmed that.

@Worldchang2025 @_Kafka_esque_ @jeffrey_dalyop_ City pressed and didn’t sit back. I saw no quick passing. In fact I saw the goalkeeper hold the ball for 20 seconds and then get it back 5 seconds later.

@SolidShaikh @_Kafka_esque_ @jeffrey_dalyop_ Let team start to press arsenal and not sit back Maybe you will see quick passing !!!

@VIBESFCERA Yep, and both 1998 and 2002 were doubles.

One bloke did it in his first full season going up against SAF winning machine. The other bloke needed 7 years, £1BN and to face off against the equivalent seasons of Mark Hughes City and Roy Hodgson Liverpool seasons to win the league. 2002 will be remembered, 2026 will not.

@_Kafka_esque_ @jeffrey_dalyop_ Facts bro. These guys have probably never seen a Bielsa team play. Teta cannot even dream of a team being as fluid with direct and quick passing.

@jeffrey_dalyop_ You comprehension is in the pits. Actually, Arteta is the antithesis of what Bielsa is articulating, opposite poles

@theenoquian2 @prettyboygooner You’d want to look up Dembele’s injury record at Barcelona, 6 separate hamstring injuries. The first one being a complete rupture. And Enrique then made him a Ballon d’Or winner. Mikel is the problem.

@prettyboygooner Can't ignore his hamstrings being torn to shreds. Under Mikel saka was looking like a top 3 player in the world

Enrique took a player from Wolves & turned him into the best midfielder in the world. Took a “wasted talent” from barca & made him a Ballon d’Or winner. That’s what elite coaching looks like, improving players. Meanwhile after 7 seasons, Saka has regressed as a player under Mikel

@summerballhog @prettyboygooner You’d want to look up Dembele’s injury record at Barcelona, 6 separate hamstring injuries. The first one being a complete rupture. And Enrique then made him a Ballon d’Or winner. Mikel is the problem.

@prettyboygooner Saka peak was literally last szn before his injury lmaoooo. He didn’t regressed because of “Mikel not using him correctly” he regressed because of his injury and losing his pace.

@ThatsrealEd Bunch of pansies, Ed. I’ve seen worse on the M40.

SMASH

@xannon199 @ChrisCole98171 Moobs don’t count

@ChrisCole98171 Is this David Baddiel

🤣👊 An inspiration to us all...

@Footiematics Cook bro.

You have this build up cheat code + powerful midfield carrier in one player and you decide to banish him because of a few defensive errors in his development?

@ArtetaEra It was 5 years and Wenger didn’t spend £1bn during that time.

Arsene Wenger 'the great' went 6 years without trophy only to be beaten by relegation bound Birmingham City in the league Cup final A young Arteta who's still navigating his through looses a final to Mancity and Pep and y'all want his head......... Sorry I can't be with y'all on this one. I STAND WITH ARTETA.

@EzeEnthusiast Facts bro

Seven years. A billion pounds. Zero trophies. Tactically outclassed, zero ability to adapt, and bottled it when it mattered most. The Kepa experiment tells you everything you need to know. Sack the fraud tonight. #ArtetaOut

@InsideArsenal89 @JohnTerry26 You know, this moment was better than his goal at Villa Park.

Kicking racism out one Abou Diaby foot at a time. Fuck @JohnTerry26

@m4dvill4iny To be fair, this was me yesterday x.com/solidshaikh/st…

fans of Arsenal "the club of culture" actually turn into the most horrible rancid pricks ever when things don't go their way "you all abuse your players blah blah blah", type in Kepa and rip these lot off their moral high horses lmao

@ThatsrealEd 😢

Why didn’t Arsenal start the greatest talent since Lionel Messi?

@PlugThefootball IMO the greatest home shirt of all time.

Cup final weekend surely calls for a cup final shirt?

@afcstuff Raya starts. Kepa should do as The Rock says

Which goalkeeper would you START against Manchester City in the Carabao Cup final, Gooners? 🤔 Kepa Arrizabalaga 🇪🇸 David Raya 🇪🇸

@ThatsrealEd @Everton No more Beto slander for the rest of the season, Ed!

Give him a new deal please @Everton

@TrenamanMartin You played that role very well, Sir.

Lance, PhoneShop Sutton. All episodes available to stream on All4 Channel 4. Please enjoy.

When Ray Parlour got divorced, it was a bad time for him. Arsene Wenger was good with him through it. If he needed time to sort things with his lawyer, Wenger would let him go and do it. Parlour usually said no. He would rather train and keep his mind off it. Then one day a story came out in the papers. It said his ex-wife was going to get 40% of his future income. The reason it was so high was because a court believed she had saved his career. Wenger always read the papers. That morning all the players were in the medical room getting their strapping done. Wenger always came in and went round the room asking how everyone was. Parlour was sat in the corner joking with the rest of them when Wenger walked in. Then he came straight over to him. The room went quiet. Parlour thought he was going to say something serious. “I’ve just read the papers. You’ve had some bad news.” “You’ve just lost 40% of your future income because she saved your career.” Parlour just looked at him. “Yes, boss. Bad news, really. I can’t believe it.” “Ray, where’s my 40%?” “I’ve saved your career as well.” And with that he just walked off laughing.